…or maybe that new Bowflex Xtreme. That, some steaks, and a shitload of protein shakes, and I’ll be Calvin-Klein-underwear-model-ripped in NO time, baby…
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…and a BIG, rolled up pair of socks for the ’package‘… I better not forget those..
Can you get that buff from protein shakes?
… wait until Ann Coulter sees me in the green room with my muscle shirt on the next time we book her on the show…
I thought “protein shakes” were the withdrawal symptoms exhibited by Jeff’s minions when he neglects to put up a new post.
Alan Colmes: .. or.. to heck with that Ann Coulter… Twig girl isnt even deserving of the ‘new and improved Alan Colmes’… I’m going for that luscious Laurie Dhue.. Once she sets her baby blues on my six pack abs and gets a whiff of my new pheromone cologne “Mucho Macho” … she’ll be ready to put those luscious lips to work pleasing me any way I’d like..
Sean Hannity: Alan ! Alan! Snap out of it.. quit daydreaming and get your skinny skeletor ass over here.. We’re on in two minutes…
Hey Alan, need a protein shake? I’ve got a ‘dispenser’ right here…just close your eyes, and suck on this hose.
(Turing: wrong. As in, that was just…)
Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity . . . . man, Colmes is ripped . . . Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity!
BTW, Great job on the radio today, Jeff. I especially like the grilling of the Hobbit guy.
…and I’ll be Calvin Klein underwear model-ripped in NO time, baby…
Yeah, but you’ll still have that face, asshat. Hmmm, that might make a pretty funny photoshop.