Fine, I’ll give him a twirl. But if he gets spooked and pisses all over the coffee table again, you‘re coming over to clean it up. Deal…?
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Speaking as a “South Park Republican,” consider it a deal. I’ll be there, Clorox in hand.
OK sure, but the risk is low. I hear he has straightened up pretty good since M. Knight brought him back.
Are you telling me you don’t have a few extra Pampers hanging around? As the adult, urine control.
Depends.
Can’t top that.
Jeez, all this pee-pee talk is just plain icky. Couldn’t we raise the level of discourse and talk about something a little more, you know, cultural?
Like whether Abe Lincoln was a pitcher or a catcher, f’rinstance?
Could somebody turn me back rightside up so I can go talk to Ralph?
Anyone?
A little help here?
<glurg>
Aw, nice. Just wonderful. Tell me again why I took this job?
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HEY! UPSIDE-DOWN ARMADILLO COVERED IN HIS LAST-NIGHT’S DINNER OVER HERE!!!
Wouldn’t it be more humane to have the armadillo “dance” in an environment it might enjoy more?
Like, say, a bowling alley?
Poor little beggar – somebody hose him off and take him to the vet.
Yep – “hospital”.
wonder if armadillos line dance, well they probably don’t. Although do have thick skin…..
Armadillo at an Israeli check point?
Bystander: “I like it when he does back flips.”
Me: “How many can he do?”
Bystander: “Depends on how solidly he kicks him.”