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Dude, who harshed your mellow?
No one. Just speaking hypothetically, is all.
I’m thinking of another Far Side cartoon: God At His Computer.
I just wanted to say thank you for your brilliant humor. I read your page everyday and have made it the top link on my page (hope that’s OK)…
As the discource on many of the blogs grows increasingly malevolent -your keeps my smile intact! I have made everyone I know read the Teddy Kennedy interview…
Thank you
-A.
You’re too kind.
Speaking of Ted, it looked like he had just emerged from a week in the sweat lodge.
He looked 50 lbs lighter, tanned, and if I’m not mistaken some noggin’ reduction surgery.
Just had a worse mental image than the war hero and the hamster: Ted Kennedy in a tanning bed…tiny goggles…spilling over the edges…constantly calling for the reception to “help him”.
God ? Uh, no.
Just because you rock Greta’s world doesn’t make you divine, you dirty little party boy.
Whew. That’s a relief! Because comin’ down from a ‘Lude/Reefer/Freaky sex bender can make you crazy…
p.s. No Helen Thomas sightings, I hope.
Yea, thou hast sinned against Allah, the Compulsionate, the Mercurial. For it is written, thou shalt not covet another blogger’s schtick.
I’ve contributed plenty to blogspeak. I apologize to no one.
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