First guy in Red Sox cap: “What, you think Kerry actually follows the Sox?”*
Second guy in Red Sox cap: “Yeah, why not?—why wouldn’t he?”
First guy in Red Sox cap: “I dunno. I get the feeling he can name the entire Oxford rowboat team, but he wouldn’t know Jimmy Rice from Rice-a-Roni.”*
Second guy in Red Sox cap: “Crew team. Not ‘rowboat’ team. You said ‘rowboat’ team.”
First guy in Red Sox cap: “Whatever. The point is, Kerry probably thinks Yastrzemski’s a deli sandwich or something.”
Second guy in Red Sox cap: “You think?”
First guy in Red Sox cap: “Yeah, I do. And I’m willing to bet he thinks Petrocelli is a red wine, too. The phony bastard.”
Third Guy with the Yankees cap: Did you see Kerry try and throw to homeplate to start the game? His arm looked like a wet noodle. If presidents were chosen by arm strength alone, Bush wouldn’t need any convention. We could just have him work on his curve for the rest of the Yankees home games. Hell, he could probably pitch better than Contreras anyways….
Please, like John Kerry doesn’t know his red wines backwards and forwards.
ABC Radio News here in Oklahoma played a clip of some kid at the game saying Kerry threw like a girl. Surprisingly, 2 of the 3 blurbs they played were anti-Kerry, the third one didn’t indicate an opinion pro or con Kerry.
If you started a drinking game where you took a belt everytime Kerry simply used the words “yes” or “no” in response to a question, you would be a very, very thirsty man.
Ted Kennedy will NOT be playing this game at the DNC.
In Boston, that’s pronounced “Bass-tid.”
As in “Kerry is a phony bastid, who definitely knows all about the Yale cox, and nothing about baseball.”