Dolphins superstar running back Ricky Williams is retiring at age 27. To travel the world. And to find himself. Me, I found myself behind one of our sofa cushions, along with $1.93 in change and a handful of Skittles. So I won’t be retiring anytime soon.
Of course, I don’t have $40 million in the bank, either. Which sucks.
Do you think it’s too late for him to sign up for the Army Rangers?
You’ll get your 40 mil, Jeff. As soon as you figure out how to make a penny every time someone reads one of your posts and says, ”God damn, that’s funny!”
Oh wait, there is a way. All of us cheap bastards should just pony up. Starting with me, as soon as I figure out the whole Paypal thing…
Good for him.
He was on tour with LENNY KRAVITZ and facing a drug suspension. Related?
Don’t give me this “going to find myself” hoo-hah.
“Of course, I don’t have $40 million in the bank, either.”
On the other hand, you’re a whole lot less likely to be found dead under a freeway overpass before you’re forty years old. Ricky’s not quite in the Lawrence Phillips/Joe Don Looney class for wasted talent, but he’s definitely on the roster.