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July 22, 2004

Teresa Heinz Kerry is introduced to ethnic cuisine

THK: “…And this is called a ‘bagel,’ you say?” catering lady: “Yes, a bagel.  A poppy seed bagel, specifically.” THK: “And what are these black things all over the ‘bagel’…?” catering lady: “Those are poppy seeds.  They’re quite delicious.” THK: “I see… Well, have them removed, and then I’ll have one ‘bagel’ without the little black things.” catering lady: “We do have plain bagels, Mrs. Kerry.  Pre-made, without the poppy

Talking back to 80s music, 30

She could hear the highway breathing, you say…?  Well, I’m no expert, but it sounds to me like she was doing more with the grass than just lying in it.  Try offering her some Cool Ranch Doritos.  Cool Ranch Doritos are a dead give away… “And She Was,” Talking Heads