Favorite excerpt: “[John] Edwards’ relaxed manner, youthful looks and boyish charisma is expected to complement [John] Kerry, who can sometimes seem stiff and pompous. And as the word spread yesterday [of Edwards being named Kerry’s running mate], Democrats looked forward to a vice-presidential debate this fall, which would pit Edwards against Vice President Dick Cheney. One thing is certain: Edwards feels quite at home in front of a crowd.” “I

Q: What do you get when you cross John Kerry and John Edwards? A: Beats me. But it ain’t gonna beat George Bush, that’s for sure… **** (alternate answer: wealthy, litigious, soupy oatmeal with raisins)