Q: What do you get when you cross John Kerry and John Edwards?
A: Beats me. But it ain’t gonna beat George Bush, that’s for sure…
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(alternate answer: wealthy, litigious, soupy oatmeal with raisins)
Q: What do you get when you cross John Kerry and John Edwards?
A: Beats me. But it ain’t gonna beat George Bush, that’s for sure…
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(alternate answer: wealthy, litigious, soupy oatmeal with raisins)
57 spices of demogoguery…with a somewhat convincing working class (read: millionaire trial lawyer) southern drawl.
Jeff,
I’m not sure you want to be crossing the next President and Vice-President of the United States. After all, the precedent has been set for outing CIA agents.
…Oh, shit, did I just post that!
Sorry, dude. Tell you what: I’ll frog-drive myself home, frog-climb into the hay, and let my lady get froggy with me. Penance, enough?
Froggy on, Wayne.
That playbook is seriously running low on non-refutted material. Time to dig in to the appendix.
Not sure, but I reckon there are several thousand lawyers sniffing this thing like, oh, that dog Ruff, who wanted my bitch Prudence. I really hate sharing that.
Does this mean you’re feeling better?
I don’t know exactly but I’m sure Michael Moore would eat it, especially if it was canned.
Maybe with some kind of tasty side dish?
So don’t leave us in the dark, Goldstein. We wanna know: how’d the tests go? We were worried.
Haven’t gotten the results yet, sad to say. Thanks all for the concern, though.