Yesterday, in the course of discussions here concerning race and racism (well, I “discussed”; popular lefty blogger Hesiod frothed like an Espresso Macchiato, the bitch), I came to several important conclusions:
- Hesiod is certifiably insane. Every time he comments here, the smell of frying bologna wafts through this site. From here on out, Hesiod shall be known as “Hesiodiot.” Or maybe, “The Hesiodiot.” Which makes his followers “Hesiodiots.”
- In terms of public policy, “progressives” presume somehow to speak for every minority group, yet studies show 99.4% of all “progressives” are whiter than Howard Dean’s ass. I blame NPR, Sugar Ray, and those overly earnest ABC Afterschool Specials from the 70s.
- Everything tastes better on a Ritz. Except maybe gum.
Time to move on. After you read this.
Bravo! All sound and sure to be wildly popular policies. The type of policies that could change the world. Just think about it: If Congress were to offer up such policies (I know, I know, none of yours require billions of dollars—a requisite for getting the attention of the esteemed body) more people would watch CSPAN.
And, if more people watched CSPAN, they might tune in from time to time and happen upon CSPAN’s Saturday morning specials—Peace Demonstration du jour.
And, if more people watched the Saturday morning demonstrations…and if there is a God in heaven…maybe they would feel compelled to warmonger so as not to be associated with the freaks they see on TV.
(Why are these malcontents so hooked on puppets?)
Oh what a wonderful world this could be!
I think you are every bit as twisted as I am, Dawn. Which is a good thing, else who else would laugh at those Quizno’s ads?
Where else can a former dean’s list English major now middle-aged bloated conservative corporate lackey go??
I’m just glad I’ve found this place.
Now if I could just find my remote…