10.  “Uh, excuse me, Mr. Lott, but I think the ‘negroes’ prefer to be called ‘African Americans’ nowadays.”

9.  “Oh c’mon, people, don’t be ridic. I’m not any harder on George Bush than these stupid jeans are on mine.”

8.   “What the hell kinda name is ‘Condi,’ anyway? Sounds like something Malibu Barbi would call her evil beachfront dollhouse.”

7.   “Show of hands. How many of you think Dubya can actually spell ‘Afghanistan’? And yes, I realize we’re on radio. It’s called irony, people.”

6.   “Enroniburton!”

5.   “I’ve got news for you: If Donald Rumsfeld’s your Secretary of Defense, you’ve already found at least one weapon of mass-frickin’-destruction.”

4.   “Oh sure, like choirboy Ashcroft doesn’t beat off to internet porn.”

3.   “I dunno, when he’s dressed in a polo shirt, I find Rush a little bit Bushalicious. Don’t you?”

2.   “Is it anti-semitic to call Wolfowitz a great big schmuck? Or a yutz? Because, y’know, I don’t want to be ethnically insensitive…”

1.   Please. My vagina is smarter than Bill O’Reilly.”

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[Related: Top Ten Things People Are More Likely to Say Than “Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?”; also, QandO, John Cole, and Bill Quick

update: evidently Atrios of Eschaton fame appeared on Janeane Garofalo’s show this evening, and he may be back for a weekly gig. I didn’t hear the show — after all, if I wanted to hear lefty polemics peppered with references to Lenny Kravitz and rad XBox games I’d ask my paperboy in for a beer or some coffee — but it is kinda cool he was on… ]