The San Fran Chron, man. According to their sources, 120 Iraq/Iran vets off themselves weekly. Dude! Bob Owens does the math. If one veteran of the wars kills himself weekly, it’s a tragedy. These morons have turned it into a farce, though there are those who are so eager for this to be true, they’ll actually print such a fable and believe.
April 22, 2008
April 22, 2008
Chelsea's Ass Groped in Gay Bar Crawl [Dan Collins]
Behold! The Ass of Life! Tangentially related: Bartender! Get me a Shirley Temple. Black.*
April 22, 2008
The "the Obama glares at reporters who dare interrupt his enjoying a delicious waffle (represented iconographically) post" post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
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April 22, 2008
Own a Contemporary Religious Relic [Dan Collins; UPDATED]
Behold! The Holy Waffle of Glider. Monstrance sold separately. (h/t Hot Air) More: When rapture goes wrong. Searchers scanned the waters off Brazil’s southern Atlantic coast on Tuesday for a Roman Catholic priest who disappeared after floating into the sky under hundreds of helium party balloons. Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats spent a second day seeking signs of the Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli, said the treasurer of
April 22, 2008
Pennsylvania midday update [Karl]
The Field’s Al Giordano (whose earlier beakdown of PA was linked this morning) has a new forecast of Clinton +4.6 as part of a roundup that runs as high as Clinton+12. Electoral math being what it is, the forecasts all have Clinton gaining only four delegates. Of course, as noted this morning, delegate counts may not be known tonight, so people will focus on the popular vote. Giordano also has
April 22, 2008
Fifty-eighth in a series of real-time empirical observations
In the time it takes you to read this post, Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama will spend at least a minute complaining to a throng of reporters about not being able to finish his waffle — in the process, wasting at least a minute he could have spent ignoring those same reporters and quietly finishing his fucking waffle. The irony of which is, of course, racist. And — from Glenn
April 22, 2008
Important Shannon Elizabeth alert [Karl]
In light of pw’s long-standing interest in Shannon Elizabeth, I note that she and her Dancing With the Stars partner Derek Hough were caught canoodling Thursday while frolicking at the beach in Malibu. Of course, it may be just for show — a cynical ploy for votes, much like bowling and boilermakers are for pols in Pennsylvania.
April 22, 2008
Cocktail Contest [Dan Collins]
Best recipe for a Screaming Chechen Exorcism wins. h/t thor
April 22, 2008
Hill-Rod? [Dan Collins]
We’ll endorse it, but only if it means hillbilly hotrod. If you’re into that kinda thing, go check out the Old Crow Speed Shop, using the chassis of the past to rewire your ride for the future.
April 22, 2008
Dragon-Slayer Banished [Dan Collins]
Apparently, Muslims are great defenders of dragons. Who knew that they were acting in concert with PETA? In 2006 Church of England officials contemplated giving Saint George the boot from his perch as Patron Saint of England because he was too offensive for modern day Muslims. Now, British officials have cancelled an annual St. George’s Day Parade in Bradford in fear that Muslims will riot. Many of the youngsters had already