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Bitches!
I never thought I’d be saying this, but now I’m going to have to check out that caboose.
They’ve lost their freakin’ minds.
Percy,
You had better check out the groper first. If she has the lesbo-mullet, there’s little chance she knows what a hot ass is. Also, look to the mother’s ass. But use one of those eclipse boxes with the pinhole.
The ass of life ? The ass of life ! Anyone know how to translate that one?
The Ass of Life. The Face of Death.
Wasn’t Paul Atriedes supposed to kiss the ass of life, in order to become the kwizack haterac (sp). And if you squint, Hillary does look a bit like Baron Harkonan.
Too nerd ?
What’s sad is the dude who said “Chelsea looks better in person,” i.e., in the dim light of a gay bar at 1 a.m.
What’s funny is this:
NTTAWWT.
Wasn’t Paul Atriedes supposed to kiss the ass of life, in order to become the kwizack haterac
I tried this in babelfish, and it said
“Beelzebub Rosie lesbians love hairy tramp stamps”
“[Fill-in-the-blank] of life” is a common inarticulate-dude descriptor of things they’re impressed by, esp. while high.
I’ve always thought Hillary’s ass looked nice for an old stumpy lady’s, so Chelsea’s is probably pretty sweet. PIX PLZ
Matt:
Kwisatz Haderach
Harkonnen
Answer to your question: Yes.
Matt:
Kwisatz Haderach
Harkonnen
Answer to your question: Banana in your pocket.
The “Jaws of Life” is not a shark. Same deal.
The Ass of Life, huh?
If she sits on your face does it cure wrinkles and crows feet?
I never thought I’d be saying this, but now I’m going to have to check out that caboose.
Don’t bother, it’s a trick:
http://picasaweb.google.com/1982frank/ChelseaBrunch/photo#5184977397870652066
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that bootie!
I guess I wouldn’t turn that ass down if it was my only ride into town on Palm Sunday.
Too Mt,Mk,Lk or Jn?
Wasn’t “The Ass of life” one of the songs in Disney’s “The Lion King?”
Ironically composed by Elton John.
PT
Indiana Jones and the Ass of Life, coming soon to a theater near you.
I liked Steyn’s comment more better:
Bartender! Get me a Shirley Temple. Black.*
You’ve got to S-M-I-L-E, to be H-A-double-P-Y!
No, but you will get another set of lips.
“Ass of Life” would probably fit better in the Tomb Raider franchise, really.
She is, after all, the first Black President’s daughter.
Feel me?
too nerd?
I’ll out do that with this bit o’trivia … The Bachelor and The Bobby Soxer starring Miss Temple and Cary Grant was shot early 1946 at Los Angeles High School and my dad (17 y/o senior) got to be an extra in the film. Also got to meet Cary Grant who asked the few gathered guys between shots where the best burgers were in the area, then invited the gaggle into his car while he drove to the place and treated them all.
I have no idea what that means.
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