Behold! The Holy Waffle of Glider.
Monstrance sold separately. (h/t Hot Air)
More: When rapture goes wrong.
Searchers scanned the waters off Brazil’s southern Atlantic coast on Tuesday for a Roman Catholic priest who disappeared after floating into the sky under hundreds of helium party balloons.
Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats spent a second day seeking signs of the Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli, said the treasurer of his Sao Cristovao parish, Denise Gallas.
Carli lifted off Sunday afternoon from the port city of Paranagua, wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute.
He was reported missing about eight hours later after losing contact with port authority officials. Authorities later saw pieces of balloons floating in the sea off the coast of Santa Catarina state close to where Carli last made contact.
| US $10,100.00 | Apr-22-08 10:16:06 PDT |  |
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Starting Price | US $0.99 | Apr-21-08 14:11:16 PDT | ||
My guess: It is bought by an Obamaton and placed in an Ark.
You, yes you, can own your very own piece of the Obamassiah!
Ten’ll get you twenty that casino one buys it.
The remains of that sausage should be carefully investigated by the Clinton campaign. If it’s pork, there goes the Muslim vote. If it’s sage-apple tarragon turkey, elitist time! Win-win!
My biggest worry is that someone will try to use the DNA on the plate to build an army of giant Super Obamas to do their Hopeyness and Changeyness bidding.
Own your own personal piece of jesus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQcNiD0Z3MU
I like the Johnny Cash version best, so it went up first.
No you get this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UhXaE_XL_8
Sure, $10K is a little steep for half a waffle and a little sausage (especially considering Denny’s has ‘Build Your Own Slam Breakfast’ on sale for only $5.99) but THIS waffle has been consecrated and so, transubstantiated and is in fact the actual flesh of the Obamassiah… The waffle is actually about the size and shape of one of His holy ears.. I’m not sure what part the sausage is..
Such a deal at $10K…
Elijah, Enoch, Elias, Mary and… Adelir?
All “taken bodily into heaven”, that is. But that hokey shit used to go over much bigger with the rubes in the old days.
The Holy Book of Breakfast Foods, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
” …And Saint Obama raised the syrup and butter soaked Waffle on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy Waffle, that with it thou mayst poison thy enemy and curse him with obesity and diabetes, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, pancakes and orangutans and breakfast cereals, French Toast and fruit-bats..”
I’ve been to Paranagua. It’s a nice place, though I like Matinhos better. They do a lot of gratuitous display of skin there, also hang gliding. I didn’t see anybody launching priests, though.
Regards,
Ric
THIS PLATE WAS WRAPPED BY THE WAITRESS THAT SERVED HIM. GUARANTEED AUTHENTIC, HIS DNA IS ON THE SILVERWARE.
Hear that, kids? You can clone your own Obama to play with at home!
Pssst, over to the right – the Mormons are here. And no black Jesus to boot.