Dan fed someone to Beth Cleaver! 2:44pm Glenn was devoured by Beth’s Zombie Model!

It’s about as shocking as finding out that the ‘dillo won’t dance, even for a snootfull of Shannon Elizabeth cootch: Rev. John Hagee’s view that Hurricane Katrina was punishment for the sins of New Orleans residents is “nonsense,” McCain said at least nine times aboard his bus today. The DNC has been calling on McCain to specifically condemn those remarks for weeks even though the GOP presumptive nominee has previously

Wright Says His Words Were Twisted

For the record (and to annoy trolls), Barack Obama’s spiritual adviser, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, is coming home to roost Friday night on PBS.  Apparently, it took him a month to come up with “I was quoted out of context,” though he wasn’t, really.  Allahpundit is not sure — based on the preview — whether Wright is admitting that Obama’s condemnation of him is insincere.  Wright already went on record about

Caller: “Andy, I’m having trouble picking out a new car.  Usually, I buy only high-quality Japanese cars.  But this year, I am thinking about one of the new American models.  Problem is, a first-year model often has defects and gets recall notices.  What should I do?” Andy: “I would buy American.  But first and foremost, get a black car.  A black car looks cool and brings all the boys to the

Joe Klein frets that Barack Obama may be too high-minded for working-class rubes: But that was nothing compared with the damage done to Obama, who entered the primary as a fresh breeze and left it stale, battered and embittered — still the mathematical favorite for the nomination but no longer the darling of his party. In the course of six weeks, the American people learned that he was a member of a

As Hillary Clinton has used Barack Obama’s losses in states like Ohio and Pennsylvania to argue that she would be the more electable Democrat in the general election, Josh Marshall, Jason Zengerle and Jonathan Chait are among the left-leaners stamping their feet extra loud to emphasize that: (a) state primary results do not necessarily translate into general election victories; and (b) you cannot assume that because Obama is not faring well

I take Lipitor, sure. But that doesn’t mean I’m just going to throw away the grapefruit spoons — particularly when, in a pinch, I’m almost certain I could use the things to remove a boil or drain an abscess or some such.

Once again, I didn’t make TV Guide’s Sexiest Stars list. Because they are bitter and clingy. On the other hand, I fixed the link.