In light of pw’s long-standing interest in Shannon Elizabeth, I note that she and her Dancing With the Stars partner Derek Hough were caught canoodling Thursday while frolicking at the beach in Malibu. Of course, it may be just for show — a cynical ploy for votes, much like bowling and boilermakers are for pols in Pennsylvania.
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Usually, SE posts involve her nipples in some way.
That there is no nipple involvement here leads to disappointment. Disappointment leads to anger. Anger leads to the dark side.
I have to leave something for Jeff G… but here’s a starter.
That is a lie. A blatant stunt. A fraud. Derek is queerer than a 3-dollar bill in the gleeenwalds pocket.
from the list of things famous people can do that you can’t:
346) snort coke from a baby’s fontanelle while driving through a police roadblock
347) “canoodle”
348) import black people
Derek: “Yeah, I’m hittin’ it. Damn right. I’m hittin’ it like the Luftwaffe hit Madrid, baby!”
I got to meet her when I attended tapings of That 70s show, got to talk to her and get her autograph. Very nice and of course, I’d hit it!
The love bags, they dance!
She’s a Texan. Also the nipples.
She had on some sweet Daisy Duke’s last night. Yee haw !