Dude! Only in California. BjoyGeork? Only in Georgia. History shows again and again how nature points up the follies of men. HOGZILLA.
April 2007
Holy Mother of God [Dan Collins]
Johnny M. Coldcuts is back. The NFL draft must be on. Hide the women and children.
Mother’s Day [Dan Collins]
is only two weeks away. What are you doing for the Mom(s) in your life? Do guestblogger Dan Collins be crossin’ de line? Wha? Do he be insultin’ yo’ intell’gence? Do he make de ref’rence to de blackface? Do he be de bad man? He do love his mamma. Heck . . . he love YO’ MAMMA. What? You don’t like this? Well go check out Christopher Taylor’s blog, the
Blorgasm [Dan Collins]
Over the resignation of Ambassador Randall L. Tobias, Former United States Global AIDS Coordinator and Deputy Secretary of State, according to Michelle Malkin, who apparently doesn’t dig the hip lingo for this, as a result of disclosures in the DC Madam scandal. From Michelle, we learn that “[h]e is returning to private life for personal reasons.” It is likely that he has practiced safe sex, though abstinence might have been
Heh [Dan Collins]
Major John’s going to be angry with me again, but, as much as I like and admire him (and I do), I can’t help making fun of teasing Glenn Reynolds when he posts these (and I like reading them!): OKAY, SO I HAVE A PRETTY NICE ELECTRIC BLOWER-VAC, except that the vac attachment got smashed and it would probably cost more to replace it than to just get a whole
Jhimmi [Dan Collins]
We’re late to the game on this (see Captain’s Quarters and Blue Crab Blvd), but Alan Dershowitz’s piece in Front Page on The Real Jimmy Carter is a base-clearing home run. There was a time, not so long ago, it seems, when I would have felt it very unlikely that I’d ever agree with Mr. Dershowitz about anything, but as Jhimmi is purportedly a Christian, I guess it’s not halal
Is It? Could It Be? The Armadillo??? [McGehee]
Nah. Just a chipmunk. Dang it. But I’m sure I saw the armadillo zipping around there too. If I can get a shot of him I’ll post it here.
Bin Laden Amnesia on the Left [Karl]
Any number of the usual suspects—ThinkProgress, MyDD and AMERICAblog, among others, are trying to make political hay from Iraq surge-supporting Sen. John McCain’s statements in 1993 and 1994 supporting the withdrawal of US troops from Somalia and Haiti… BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!!! To drive the point home, they are all embedding YouTubed video of the statements posted by by the antiwar group Americans Against Escalation in Iraq. Left unmentioned is
My first brief conversation with the ghost of Iron Eyes Cody
me: “How.” Iron Eyes Cody: “How what?” me: me: me: “Nevermind.”
Feministe Has a Point [Dan Collins]
which it then proceeds to blow (though not in the self-debasing way). AUSTIN  A package left at a women’s clinic that performs abortions contained an explosive device capable of inflicting serious injury or death, investigators said today. “It was in fact an explosive device,†said David Carter, assistant chief of the Austin Police Department. “It was configured in such a way to cause serious bodily injury or death.†The
