From his perch in the Happy Hunting Ground, that ubiquitously sad Indian from the seventies forces out one last tragic tear…* **** update:  “Their TIGER STYLE SCIENCE is strong.  But our DRAGON STYLE SCIENCE will defeat it!”* (h/t Pillage Idiot)

Congress as parent-by-proxy.  What could possibly go wrong with that?  From the AP: The Federal Communications Commission said Wednesday a correlation exists between bloodshed on television and violence in real life and that the government should take action on such programming. Correlation, causation…you say tomato, the FCC says tomahto. Interesting statistical tidbit:  100% of all habitual heroin abusers used one of two dangerous gateway drugs:  “mother’s milk” or baby formula.

Of course, he’s only doing this before he’s “outed” by Hollywood watchdogs.  Who he doubtless feared would post pictures of him on the net engaging in gay sex, his gay porn COCK OF LIES fairly screaming its erect guilt reading some Edmund Burke or, god forfend, maybe even a Bible. Anyway, let’s not question his motives.  Instead, let’s just read what the degenerate poser—writer Andrew Klavan (Don’t Say a Word,

Ray Robison, writing at the American Thinker, traces the Jessica Lynch mythology back not to the military, which (the current Waxman-pushed narrative has it) desired a propaganda hero and so propagated a false story, but rather to the Washington Post, which in its rush to report on the story relied on vague reports by unnamed “officials.” Most importantly, though, it turns out the US military corrected the story immediately, if