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“More marine animals sickened by acid” [Dan Collins]

Dude!  Only in California.

BjoyGeork?

Only in Georgia.

History shows again and again how nature points up the follies of men.

HOGZILLA.

22 Replies to ““More marine animals sickened by acid” [Dan Collins]”

  1. Dale says:

    Good Lord! Good luck finding baby back ribs on that guy.

    Mmmm…ribs.

    I have more respect for the Christian left, who are at least choosing part of the message of the Bible to hang their hat on, than the atheist left, who are happy to shill for the Moslems who will kill them first. But won’t Hillary look nice in a new Valentino burqua?

  2. Dale says:

    Sorry…blended comments from two threads there.

  3. Additional Blond Agent says:

    Man, that Bjork has crazy eyes.  I think.

    Hard to tell behind all that makeup.

  4. Aldo says:

    When I first saw the photo of the hog and the “Only in Georgia” tagline I thought Jimmy Carter’s killer rabbit had finally been bagged.

  5. Major John says:

    History shows again and again how nature points up the follies of men.

    HOGZILLA.

    Oh no, there goes Waynesboro, ‘cause of Hogzilla!  Hogzilla.

  6. Mikey NTH says:

    Lithium Productions?  I’m sorry, that one is too easy.

    Want only locals interested in the story?  Cheap hires who aren’t PETA members.

  7. Major John says:

    Australia’s entry into the Hogzilla sweeps can be found here.

    Do scroll down a bit and try not to get too distracted by the first photo…

  8. CraigC says:

    “More marine animals sickened by acid”

    Hey, whose fault is that?  Wavy Gravy clearly said, “Don’t take the brown acid.”

  9. happyfeet says:

    I like Earth Intruders. That happy little melodic percussive bridge part and the moogy synths.

  10. Merovign says:

    Bjork, like the snow-capped Alpine ridges of southern Germany on a clear winter morning, is brilliant, but dumb.

    She’s like the brilliant young poet who decided that their poetry was more real than the world, and stopped learning from the world.

    Which is more common than not, in poetry.

  11. Great Mencken's Ghost! says:

    OK, we got the humongous porker.  Now we need a trebuchet and a mosque…

  12. happyfeet says:

    It’s just the dress, GMG, she’s actually pretty petite.

  13. BJTexs says:

    Wavy Gravy clearly said, “Don’t take the brown acid.”

    WHAT???????

    Oh, man, I thought he said it was the blue acid and…

    AAIIEEEEEEEE!!! IT’S TRANSVESTITE SADDAM RIDING HIS BURGUNDY BATTLE BADGER!! FLY LITTLE UNICORN, FLY!

  14. Great Mencken's Ghost! says:

    “awwwwwww… it’s paisley again!  Has anybody got anything to drink?

  15. B Moe says:

    OK, we got the humongous porker.  Now we need a trebuchet…

    We could probably make a slingshot out of the rig in that photo Major John warned about.

  16. McGehee says:

    IT’S TRANSVESTITE SADDAM RIDING HIS BURGUNDY BATTLE BADGER!!

    Are you sure it wasn’t an armadillo?

  17. Fat Man says:

    Bjork—Yoko Ono in Drag.

  18. Major John says:

    BURGUNDY BATTLE BADGER

    I don’t care if it kills me (or my career) I am going to find some way to incorporate that phrase into the next CA Annex I write for my Brigade.

  19. CraigC says:

    No, man, the blue acid is fine. Some really good……..didja ever look at your hands? No, I mean really look at them?

  20. BJTexs says:

    MJ: It’s the alliteration, which creates a strangely sensual construct. or sumthin’…

    CraigC: what the….WOOOOOOO! I have hands…cooooool…

  21. Al Maviva says:

    Oh no, there goes Waynesboro, ‘cause of Hogzilla!  Hogzilla.

    With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound

    He pulls a fat truffle right out of the groundddd…

  22. oh gee, how out of it was I? I just caught the Hogzilla bit. oof.  no more three hours of cast party karaoke for me thankyouverymuch.

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