No, son.  You aren’t tired.  The gene that uses you as a giant robot to fulfill its survival imperative wants you to lay your ass down so that it can get some rest. The selfish prick.*

Outrage as Iran captives cash in The MoD said: “Serving personnel are not allowed to enter into financial arrangements with media organisations. However in exceptional circumstances such as the award of the Victoria Cross or events such as those in recent days, permission can be granted by commanding officers and the MoD.” It said the decision had been made because of the “exceptional media interest” and it would have “someone

Jill at Feministing is up in arms about a gay activist acting against type: Daniel Hughes, president of the student group Progressive Alliance for Life, said he is among the students who have confronted administrators with concerns over summer internship funding. He said he threatened to take the matter to the church officials if action wasn’t taken. Aleinikoff said Georgetown’s decision had nothing to do with external pressure. Hughes said

No, son. That’s not snow covering our back patio this morning.  God just spilled a little of his blow, is all.