me: “How.”
Iron Eyes Cody: “How what?”
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me:
me: “Nevermind.”
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Why “how?”
Iron Eyes Cody: Basta!
I have to get a lot of stuff done before I go to the Rockies game tonight.
Any of you guest posters feel like putting something up, have at it.
How? How did you scare off the armadillo? That’s the question.
me: “How.â€Â
Iron Eyes Cody: “Scrambled.â€Â
Ok, ok, it’s an old joke.
Sue me.
Bene, grazie, faccia pallida.
Third base!
Isn’t Rockies and game an oxymoron?
That stung, Lew.
Lou, that would be the Texas Strangers.
because36 they sux.
Answer.) Veni vidi vici
Question.) What does every visiting team say at Coors field?
“Me know how, me want chance!”
The question isn’t how—we already know how. What we want to know is why. Why now brown cow?
(Caption from an old Far Side comic.)
What do you mean “we,” Kimosabe ?
Phillies just won 6-5 in the bottom of the 9th.
My parents actually went to some function back in the eighties where he was signing autographs, and they figured those would be worth something someday and put them away in a safe deposit box.
Here’s hoping for a rich uncle I didn’t know about.
Those, with a couple Ward Churchill paintings, would be worth at least price of admission to a Ripley’s Believe it or Not! location near you…
I like version that ends:
“Well done.”