Complete game, five hits, one run, 15 K’s.  And a triple play.  And not one of those fluke triple plays, a 5-4-3 around-the-horn triple play. Now, can somebody get me a bullpen? *

It seems that abortion rights advocates are up in arms about the term, “partial birth abortion.” I suppose they think it ought to be impartial. Speaking of which, and coming back to a topic which I’ve not spoken on in a while, but which is close to my heart, I’ve once again been attacked by a friend from academia (a dwindling cluster of whom remain) on the grounds that my

are watching a movie.  I hollered into the living room, asking what it was.  They said, as near as I could make out, The Cunt of Mountie Crisco.  It sounds Canadian.  Should I be concerned? UPDATE: It’s by someone named “Dumbass”.

Two weeks ago, I got hit by triple witching when all my insurance premiums came up for payment at the same time.  So I smoked butts that I keep in a cookie tin against the eventuality, severely restricted my beer consumption, and defrosted lots of stuff from the top-loading freezer to chop up and toss into the slow cooker, much to the consternation of the monsterlings, and finished the last

The answer?  Nobody seems to have considered the obvious: Is Maalox. Heartburn.

Parker said problems with sturgeon — which are large, prehistoric-looking fish with hard plates along their backs that can grow up to 8 feet long and up to 200 pounds — came to a head last year when 10 people were injured in accidents caused by the jumping fish. Parker said the Gulf sturgeon migrate into the Suwannee River in March to spawn, and remain in the river until the