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April 12, 2007

If instead of a discredited district attorney who attempted to use 3 innocent men to further his political career, Mike Nifong were a rabblerousing dung beetle

Nifong: “You know who you’d never see snacking on piles of shit?  Rich, white lacrosse players, that’s who.  And I intend to change that, my poor, brown Scarabaeinae brothers!  “Now.  WHO’S WITH MIKE?”

“U.N. Disarmament Body Taps Iran as Vice Chairman”

From Newsmax: This week, the U.N. Disarmament Commission re-elected Iran as its vice-chair, reports the U.S. Senate’s Subcommittee on Federal Financial Management, Government Information, and International Security on its official web site. A majority of U.N. member states decided to allow Iran to remain in this position despite the fact the U.N. Security Council declared Iran has violated the non-proliferation resolutions the Commission is charged to promote, laments the subcommittee.

Fear or Loathing at BBC?

HERE LIES THE WEST BECAUSE LET’S FACE IT: FISH AND CHIPS DON’T HOLD A CANDLE TO HAREMS, SILK ROBES, AND THOSE TOTALLY BITCHIN’ SCIMITARS*

a post that hopes to capitalize simultaneously on a host of urban legends (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

So I’m filling up at a gas station out by the hospital for the criminally insane, eating a Halloween apple, when I suddenly slice my tongue near in half on a razor blade some asshole neighbor’d tucked inside the thing. Which, under normal circumstances, would have totally sucked—except that when I pulled up to the emergency room, one of the paramedics pointed out the bloody hook hanging from the passenger-side

“Dems Invite Muslim Brotherhood to Speak to Congress”

Hmm.  Guess bin Laden already had plans.  From MEMRI Blog and LGF, “Egyptian Daily: Democrats Invite Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Leader and Muslim Brotherhood MPs to Congress”: The Egyptian opposition daily Al-Masryoon reported that high-level diplomatic sources said that Muslim Brotherhood General Guide Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef, several members of his office, and Muslim Brotherhood MPs had been invited by U.S. Democrat congressmen to visit the U.S. next month and to speak

“Teen may have been beaten for being gay”

These stories are fairly typical—in my high school days, kids were punched for being “fags,” though most of them weren’t gay (Hi, Ms Coulter!)– but what struck me about this particular story was the reaction of the Pueblo School District, which I think underscores the extent to which PC culture has permeated our institutions and is leading us, unwittingly, in the infamous Orwellian direction where some pigs are more equal

“I got your beads right here, pale face!”

Just as an angry moon can sometimes cover the sun, so too can the man of ambition bring home many fine pelts.* (h/t Dario)

Kurt Vonnegut dead at 84

Brilliant writer.  Great stylist, funny as hell, and, earlier in his career, a very interesting sci-fi writer… But of late, well—let’s just say he’s been politically nostalgic.  His death is a tremendous loss to the world of literature.  As for his politics, they died sometime in the mid-seventies—though their ghosts seem to have found a gig haunting Nancy Pelosi and Jack Murtha of late. (h/t JWebb)