Behold!
March 2007
More on US Attorneys Replaced [Dan Collins]
Patterico has an important post up outlining the issue, including what was deleted by the LA Times to make the case for scandal. Meanwhile, “most ethical administration in history” player H-Rod calls for AG Gonzales’s resignation. “[B]uck has to stop somewhere,” just so long as it’s not here. NYT op-ed pretends shock to make case for “political cynicism.” Unicorn Crashes Car, Pins Blame on Passenger Unicorn Forced Edwards to Vote
Scrutiny Increases for the Council on American-Islamic Relations… [Karl]
…and New York Times reporter Neil MacFarquhar does not care for it. Not one little bit. So much so that any notion of accuracy or honesty flew right out the window.
Humor for Geeks
Personally, I don’t get it. Or maybe I do, but my hypermasculine blog persona won’t allow me to admit that I do. There’s really just no telling with me. Because I’m complex, like an aged Port; I am layered like an onion. WHO DARES ATTEMPT TO PIGEONHOLE ME AS JUST A GLORIFIED CONDIMENT? (h/t Dario)
The return of RoboShep
Global warming is anthropogenic. Period. End of discussion. Don’t think so? Better read up on it, pal! Because FOX News’ Shep Smith evidently has—and once Shep latches on to a cause, he simply cannot be stopped… Unless, of course… SHEP QUESTIONS THE TIMING!
my first brief conversation with my Conair hairclippers
me: “Oh. So that’s what the safety guards are for, then—so I don’t shave my head completely bald by accident.” Conair hairclippers: me: “Cool. Next time I’ll know.” Conair hairclippers: “Great. Meantime, you might think about trimming your eyebrows. Either that, or find yourself a striped shirt and a guy named Ernie to pal around with until your hair grows back, genius.”
Reductio ad absurda
Serial Greenwald(s) sycophant Mona, writing at Jim Henley’s Unqualified Offerings, accuses me of dishonestly representing her comments in the conclusion to my post yesterday on the Libby trial: All: We’ve had a little PW invasion because Jeff linked here and quoted one of my comments, quite dishonestly leaving out ellipses to even suggest the existence of text explaining why I specifically will not engage him and people from his site,
Unless You’re a Politician (or The HuffPo or AP) [Dan Collins]
You Can’t Travel Back in Time, Scientists Say Opening wormhole requires more energy investment than getting laid in high school. UPDATE: Or Germany Legless panda needs a hand to improve sex life No comment. Oops! Huge Distant Galaxy Actually Small and Close “Little. Far away. Little. Far away.” “I’m still not getting it, Ted.” Don’t skip The View. Female ‘Fat Talk’ Mandatory, Study Finds Money quote: Self-degradation is predictable
The Almostness of Unprecedentitude [Dan Collins]
Schumer called it “almost unheard of” for a federal prosecutor with favorable reviews to be fired after a top presidential adviser like Rove received complaints about his performance. “The more we learn, the more it seems that people at high levels in the White House have been involved in the U.S. attorney purge,” Schumer said Monday. An inconvenient precedent: Robert Bork in 1998 Upon taking office, in an unexplained departure
Khartoum Capers [Dan Collins]
The UN human rights council is less than a year old. It was created to replace the widely discredited human rights commission and action on Darfur is regarded as a key test of the council’s credibility. Up to now the council has censured only one country – Israel – for its actions in Lebanon and Gaza, prompting critics to say the new body is just as politicised and ineffective as
