me: “Oh. So that’s what the safety guards are for, then—so I don’t shave my head completely bald by accident.”
Conair hairclippers:
me: “Cool. Next time I’ll know.”
Conair hairclippers: “Great. Meantime, you might think about trimming your eyebrows. Either that, or find yourself a striped shirt and a guy named Ernie to pal around with until your hair grows back, genius.”
Door Mirror: Yo! Hey, “Buzz”, what up? (snicker)
There could be work available for you at the nearest AAFES barbershop, with skills like that…
Not AGAIN.
Toothbrush Holder: I pity the fool.
Britney Has Last Laugh As
HYPERMASCULINE BLOGGER FINDS BUTCH HAIRCUT ELUSIVE
Pictures! Come on, show the pictures!
Hmmm.
Personally I prefer using HeadBlade.
Shave your head once a month and you’re good to go.
*shrug* well that’s what I do. And of course I AM da’fashion man.
So you went for the pineapple cut, huh? C’mon, Jeff, be a man and post it column left with the other two.
So now Protein Wisdom is all the buzz?
and, yes, I hate myself … every … damn … day …
Nailclipper: You tool!
Hahaha…
<b>Bathroom Floor:</i> Broom, stat!
Trimming makes a LOT of mess… you wouldn’t think you had that much hair…!
Rofl. Ok, worst HTML tags evah. And from a web devel…
Conair hairclippers: I double dog dare you to try out the nostril attachment.
Kleenex box: Noooooooo
FREE TO GOOD HOME
“HeadBlade evangelist in 3…2…” comment, flash-obsoleted by hypermasculine Goldstein minion “ed.” Mockery of own emerging “skin-yarmulke,” with optional lamentation of death of lifelong dream of strolling Miami Beach in mobile cooling shade of a huge white Einstein, also available.
You know, I first laughed at the Gillette® Fusionâ„¢ until the Gillette company sent me one in the mail. I have to admit. It’s quite comfortable for shaving your head down to the deck.
We all know the hair was shaved in order to try and discard any proof of taking the red pills.
That and overhearing the 16 year-old babysitter tell her friend that she thought Telly Savalas was “hawt” after watching your “Kojak” compilations…
Pics, or it didn’t happen.
Next time, Norelco.
I just use the dogs’ clippers when I feel the need to, uh, experiment in the tonsorial arts. They don’t seem to mind (neither the dogs nor the clippers).
Now officially one tattoo away from rehab. That’s assuming you have been getting up to dance with the gals at your local strip club already.
What, you didn’t use the Flowbee?
My daughter actually did that to me, and then I started wet shaving it. Almost two years now, I don’t wanna go back, it’s too easy.
BUSH LIED, FOLLICLES DIED!
You have temporary permission to borrow my nom de plum.
Are you saying he shaved there???
Hmmmm.
And my noggin is as smooth as a freshly circumcised penis.
Or my name ain’t ed!
Remember guys! If your better half objects to you looking like a reject from an off-Broadway rendition of The King and I then just whisper in her ear that she should view you as a giant walking penis.
With pockets!
Hah. I did that quite recently (scalp-cyst removal; I’m fine now). I looked perfectly hideous for a few weeks but my hair is (mostly) growing back now.
And chicks with closely-shaved heads are strangely compelling. That skinhead girl from the Dune miniseries with the jewel on her forehead… don’t tell me you wouldn’t hit that.
huh, must have been haircut day.
I used to shave my dome the old fashioned way (with a flint knife.)
Next time I do it, I’m going all-out, so to speak.
Hmmmm.
What I want to know is how a pudgy guy can shave his own ass?
Or did I just go waaaay over the line here?
I have no firsthand knowledge, thank God, but I suppose one could rig up a couple of long handles and put one each on the clippers and a mirror.
One could sit in a tub of depilatory cream. But I wouldn’t advise it.
Jeff, this is why you bought the house. So that when you do the stupid stuff you wouldn’t otherwise do (because of THE MORTGAGE PAYMENTS!!!) you will, in the end, have a nice place to hide out until it grows back.