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March 31, 2007

Outrage Over Chocolate Vaginas [Dan Collins]

*****Now Officially a “Flap”***** When Perugina, the Italian chocolate company that invented “baci,” chocolate kisses, expanded its repertoire to include chocolate vaginas (“peruvagine”), feminist outrage was swift and sure.  “It’s an insult to women,” said Amanda Marcotte of the website Pandagon.  “It represents an idealized image of the female sex organs, including a highly visible clitoris.  In point of fact, most men cannot find that article without guidance.” NOW was

Pooter Inventor Speaks Out [Dan Collins]

****Cross-Posted from Bloody Scott**** Notorious for his admissions of not getting any, Ace of Spades reveals that he is in fact the inventor of pooter. One can only marvel that Al Gore prides himself on having invented the internet, considering the extraordinary impact of pooter on the recent development of societies worldwide. For example, Pooter Geek would never have been possible had it not been for this adventitious achievement. Of

Congress Gone WILD!!! (Updated) [Karl]

Warning! The following is for adults only! “Congress Gone Wild” just got wilder! It’s “Congress Gone Wild” on Spring Break! Madame Speaker Pelosi will be doing Jay Leno and Rahm Emanuel is bringing his comedy act to the Gridiron Dinner, leaving those freshman Dems to explain why none of the early six bills pushed by House Democrats has yet been signed into law! Watch these wacky Congresspeople try to explain