to the humorous ”Eats, Shoots and Leaves.” It appears that, although her grasp of grammar, usage and syntax are shaky, she can perform punctuation: “Paris Hilton …was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours,” Radin wrote on his MySpace site. “Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my
November 2006
Teh Funny [Dan Collins]
is brought to you by John at Wuzzadem, who has exclusive footage of Chris Matthews generously permitting Michael Richards to use his forum to apologize to all and sundry for his vile racist outburst. WUZZADEM also brings teh serious. Retired Geezer, whom many of you know from AoS, could use your prayers if you’re the prayerful kind. Geez, you just can’t do satire anymore.
Trooth to Power [Dan Collins]
I don’t think Ms. Phillips will be too upset if I transcribe one of her recent weblog entries in its entirety. Maddie Bunting has to go. Sir Harold Evans, the legendary former editor of the Sunday Times, recorded a telling incident – indeed, it was actually quite astounding – in a speech he gave recently to the Hudson Institute, as reported here by the New York Sun: When I spoke
Beer Goggles Effect Evinced [Dan Collins]
Recent polling demonstrates Hillary Whatchamacallit-Clinton polling 2:1 over nearest Democratic rivals for 2008 Presidential Race. Whosadinghy-Clinton, buoyed by her success in having shepherded her national health care reform bill while First Lady to former President Clinton, and by her scrappy grassroots effort to gain admission to the Senate after being hampered by Daniel Patrick Moynihan, and by her long list of accomplishments while a member of Congress, and her scrappy,
Beer Goggles Not Really Explained [Dan Collins]
Research commissioned by Bausch & Lomb doesn’t really bring us closer to understanding: ‘Beer goggles’ effect explained Alcohol is not the only factor in the beer goggles formula Scientists believe they have worked out a formula to calculate how “beer goggles” affect a drinker’s vision. The drink-fuelled phenomenon is said to transform supposedly “ugly” people into beauties – until the morning after. Researchers at Manchester University say while beauty is
This will make Chatsworth Osborne, III very happy. (CraigC)
The parents of a woman who committed suicide shortly after a grilling by Nancy Grace today filed a lawsuit against the TV host, claiming that their daughter was driven to her death by the hard-charging former prosecutor. In a related story, the parents of Grace’s late CNN-assigned makeup artist Carson Kressley have also filed a wrongful death suit against the network’s legal correspondent. In an interview with the Atlanta Journal-Constitution,
a haiku that, for no reason whatsoever, imagines Nancy Pelosi as a one of those Thanksgiving green bean and onion straw casseroles
Be honest, Steny: does this cream of mushroom soup make my ass look fat?
Homeland Security [Dan Collins]
American advisors train IDF in antimissile defense
Iran having some problems?
My blogfather linked to this article in the Asia Times. I had not realized Iran was suffering from such a dramatic female flight/female despair. It seems to make sense, considering the official culture and mores of Iran. It also happened to remind me of a thought I had a few months back… I think things in the vicinity of Iran are going to get a lot less stable in the
