such as human trafficking and sexual assault are contravened by the laws of Colorado: Colorado Attorney General John Suthers flew to Saudi Arabia this week to reassure government officials there that Homaidan Al-Turki was treated fairly when he was convicted of sexually abusing an Indonesian nanny held a virtual captive in his Aurora home. Suthers sat knee-to-knee for an hour with King Abdullah and also met with Crown Prince Sultan,

While at drill with my Guard unit today, I ran into evidence that proves morale is in the crapper.

Planet Scared Shitless: Albert Argibay, a bodybuilder and a state correction officer, was at a Planet Fitness gym with 500 pounds of weight on his shoulders one afternoon this month when the club manager walked over and told him it was time to leave. Mr. Argibay, the manager explained, had violated one of the club’s most sacred and strictly enforced rules: He was grunting. At Planet Fitness, some members say,

I’m just, y’know, asking. WASHINGTON (CNN)—Cookies mailed to the U.S. Supreme Court last year contained enough rat poison to kill all nine justices, retired member Sandra Day O’Connor said at a conference last week. Barbara Joan March, a 60-year-old Connecticut woman, was sentenced last month to 15 years in prison. She sent 14 threatening letters in April 2005—each with a baked good or piece of candy laced with rat poison—to

Woman claims puppies were born to cat Brazilian says neighborhood mutt impregnated feline; tests due next week PASSO FUNDO, Brazil – Geneticist Adil Pacheco took blood samples on Friday from three puppies in a poor neighborhood in Passo Fundo in southern Brazil to settle a dispute over a claim they were born from a cat. “It’s rather simple really. If the puppies prove to have 78 chromosomes, they are dogs.