would-be cannibal update, because we just can’t get enough of this sh*t, can we? **** Now Containing Breast Flashing for Police Protection **** In the wake of Katrina last summer, both Hall and Bowen were featured in news articles across the country for their perseverance in continuing on with life despite the ubiquitous devastation surrounding them. The New York Times reported Sept. 9, 2005: “Some holdouts seem intent on keeping

There are a lot of hysterical e-mails going around about a company called Zabasearch that supposedly has all your personal info in one place.  If you get one, ignore it. Zabasearch does exist, but they don’t compile or store the info. It’s a search engine that gets the info from public sources, and a lot of it is outdated or incorrect or irrelevant. And it costs $20 to see it! 

There she was just a-walking down the street singing, ‘Ahmadiddy digjihad killajoo’, Snappin’ her fingers and a-shuffling her feet singing, ‘Ahmadiddy digjihad killajoo’. She looked good (yeah, yeah), Looked fine (sure did), She looked good, she looked fine, And I nearly lost my mind.

The supposed proposed show elicits this response from a left-wing blogger: Smart bloggers and blog readers know that… … this (”the daily show for the Fox News audience”) will not work. Chiefly because most right wingers have no sense of humor. The ones that do the only laugh at racist jokes. Hahahahaha!  Bite me, whitey! Actually, I kind of agree with him, but not for the same reasons.  I think

While pouring myself some coffee a few moments ago, I caught a snippet of this morning’s Matt Lauer interview of Joe Biden, who is poised to take over as Senate Foreign Relations Chair.  Biden, looking as fierce and resolute as anyone who still uses Brylcreem really can, broke out his signature tough talk—telling Lauer that, like Tony Blair, he advocates opening up talks with Iraq’s neighbors, Iran and Syria, as

Mama, I just dissected a whore . . . An e-fit showing what detectives believe serial killer Jack the Ripper looked like has been revealed. Using new profiling techniques, investigators have created a picture of what they believe the 19th Century murderer would have looked like. The man, who evaded police in the 1880s, is thought to have killed and mutilated five London prostitutes. The Scotland Yard team describe him

By popular demand, and because I will, in fact, stoop that low, I give all of you who don’t read the comments a taste of the engineering stylings of monkyboy.  I removed some of the spacing in the quotes to save space.  All material was taken from the comments to this post. Those aren’t ICBM’s the Palestinians are firing into Israel.  A simple dirt berm would stop them.  Where could

Now if we could only get the Redskins to draft these guys.  Whoops, I guess that’s a comment.

In the LA Times opinion section today: Bomb Iran Diplomacy is doing nothing to stop the Iranian nuclear threat; a show of force is the only answer. By Joshua Muravchik, JOSHUA MURAVCHIK is a resident scholar at the American Enterprise Institute. November 19, 2006 WE MUST bomb Iran. It has been four years since that country’s secret nuclear program was brought to light, and the path of diplomacy and sanctions

Buy her this for Christmas: Strap the Shocking Liar to your victim and begin questioning them, if they tell a lie the machine will zap them with a volt. We’re assuming this isn’t really dangerous… The Shocking Liar game retails for $19.99 at Spencers. Special price when you buy it with the Fucking Asshole game.