“Bang bang?” That part of the lyrics has always made me laugh, even though I like the song. “The Warrior,” Scandal Note: as I said the first time, this is music lip-synched by drag-queens, not written or recorded by them.

Godamn.  This is not good.  Very not good.  Godamn.  Godamn.  This is awful.  It feels like I’m going to puke.  Or shit my pants.  Or both.  And those two bottles of wine last night are really not seeming like such a good idea right now. Shit. Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. . . . I can’t believe this is happening to me. Please go down

Has anyone figured out what motivates a troll?  I have no idea, though I’ve been trying to understand.  I don’t try too hard, though, since I have the feeling that I would be wasting effort. One of my posts recently got a drive-by hit with a laundry list of grievances, real and imagined, and then 15 minutes later got a “Well, are you going to answer?” follow-up.  I guess I’m

Let’s see:  a timeline for troop drawdown is announced, and the non-existent al-Qaeda forces in secular Iraq cheer a Democrat victory in Congress, brand us as retreating cowards, and announce plans to bring back the Caliphate while blowing up the White House. Nope.  A timeline won’t embolden the terrorists or be seen as a date for surrender.  It’ll be viewed as an opportunity for diplomacy, and a chance for the

Apart from his being on the Baker Commission, and having advance notice of what their report is likely to say, why, people are wondering, appoint a CIA type, a former spookmaster, as the WOT enters a new phase?  Personally, I think the question almost answers itself.  But for reporters for whom everything is political, that may be a puzzler, I guess.

I swear to God, someone is fucking manipulating this thing.  That’s the only possible explanation.  It’s all those people stuck with Amaranth positions trying to support the front so they can unload the back.  Motherfucking shitheads.  Well two can play at that game… Line up some bids… “YOURS!” Sweep that shit down. These people have no idea what’s about to hit them.  They are going to taste their own medicine.

Bentek can’t lower their fucking number.  What the fuck!  A six?  What the fuck six!? Colder?  COLDER?  What the fuck colder?!  Fucking GFS.  What the fuck does GFS even stand for? What the fuck is up in the cash?  Only 47 cents behind?  This cash needs to get the fuck out the way. Godamnit go the fuck DOWN!!!

To lighten my post-election blues, I’m listening to Cat Steven’s “Morning Has Broken” on my I-Pod.

Man I tell you, this thing has three speeds: fast, faster, and boogie.  And right now I’m the fucking dance floor at the annual epileptic’s clog festival.

The Pacific Ocean has given birth to a new volcanic island near Tonga, according to ocean-going eyewitnesses. Crew on board a yacht called the “Maiken” believed they were the first to see a volcanic island forming a day out from Neiafu, Tonga, while sailing towards Fiji in August, the Matangi Tonga news website reported Wednesday. “One mile in diameter and with four peaks and a central crater smoking with steam