No offense, but you need to brush up, on your haiku skills. The first and third lines should each have exactly five syllables, while the second line should have seven syllables. That’s the traditional Japanese form.
Very entertaining. Slavish devotion to a form and meter in a foreign language is not my cup of tea. The comments are a howl. Get the f**king pliers away from me! Anymore abuse from the peanut gallery and I shall unleash the wrath of Jane Hamster upon you heathen haiku wankers.
A Steny Hoyer haiku rejoinder:
No Madame Speaker,
more like a skinny hoot-owl
thanks to the botox.
Careful, dear Steny,
How you answer, because you
rats don’t want me mad.
Too late dear Nancy
Rats have all formed proper lines
to chew your onions
BTW: still have to count with my fingers.
Dam you, Goldstein!!
Aww, Nancy. You’ll always be a lightweight.
Goldstein linked my post.
It was really an honor.
His was more funny.
Nancy,
Yes.
I’ll never eat green bean casserole again. Hoot owl!!!!!!
Speaker Pelosi,
will learn herding Rats is an
impossible task.
Rangel and Conyers
are loose cannons on the deck
careening about.
Her agenda will
soon be buried under their
obnoxious egos.
Murtha was a feint
Steny is just jake with her
Her base is appeased.
More haiku silliness:
Botox the Nanny State!
Pelosi appears dead for a week
Rats squeak.
“Her base is appeased.”
– Her base is not peas…her base is green beans, and botox flavor cubes….and a Tuba…
– Good day to you Sir!!!!
This is some kind of trick question, right?
Mark,
No offense, but you need to brush up, on your haiku skills. The first and third lines should each have exactly five syllables, while the second line should have seven syllables. That’s the traditional Japanese form.
Sorta like this:
Pelosi’s more like
pumpkin pie, good at first, but
lots will make you sick.
proudvastrightwingconspirator, it will never happen. It’s a fake haiku. I would rather have my fingernails pulled out than parse lines like that.
Mark’s haiku bends forms
rightwing howls at cheated parse
pliers at the ready
<Oops>
Mark’s haiku bends forms
rightwing howls at cheated parse
pliers in his hand
Stupid fingers…
BJ,
It’s not a haiku
without the proper form, it’s
a poem that don’t rhyme
I hear you right wing
now what to do with mark’s parse
hot or cold pliers?
cold hand tools on mark’s
blank* would be preferable
that will learn him good
*please feel free to insert any one syllable body part you would like here. or two syllable if you’re mark. ;D
If Mark can’t abide
the proper haiku structure
let’s waterboard him
Pliers applied to
his privates, although painful
might be overkill
Nippon poetry?
It is too highbrow for me
Mushroon soup? OK
Horses for courses,
or maybe pearls before swine,
thin gruel suits you best.
If you’re gonna get snippy about haiku form, PVRWC, it requires a seasonal reference. So yours are wrong, too. Neener neener.
I hate to reveal my computer illiteracy, but what the hell does that mean?
it means somebody don’t want to type out proudvastrightwingconspirator.
*ahem*
Craig C in the fall
Redskins losing football games
tears fall soft as rain
love ya, CraigC!!!!! ;D
Very entertaining. Slavish devotion to a form and meter in a foreign language is not my cup of tea. The comments are a howl. Get the f**king pliers away from me! Anymore abuse from the peanut gallery and I shall unleash the wrath of Jane Hamster upon you heathen haiku wankers.
Jane Hamster, that bitch
cold as a winter solstice
ugly as a frog
Oh, dear God, what have I done….
Jane? Could be much worse
Lurking like a winter storm
“Hi. Helen Thomas.”
Back, by popular demand:
THE LOST HAIKUS OF JEFF GOLDSTEIN
That Amanda M.!
You know what I’d like to do?
Slap her with my cock.
They say I eat paste,
And at times I do. So what?
Pablo thinks I’m cool!
I may not be gay,
But if I were, Karl Rove,
I would lick your sack.
Lazy, muddled thought,
No self-awareness, no clue:
Klonopin kicks ass!
Not that I’m a huge Pelosi fan, but I got linked here by someone who said this blog was supposed to be comedy.
Is there a section to the blog I am missing? Because lame haikus seemingly written by junior high-schoolers doesn’t really cut it for me.
realitybased, demand your money back! My fake haiku was VERY clever. Note the Ezra Pound influence…hmmmm? Phillistine.
realitybased
cold comedy like winter?
check out kos kid’s yucks?