This year, the subject is: The (HOA) Covenant
I want bare-bones plot outlines. Suggestions for casting are permissible.
All entries are the property of Jeff Goldstein Enterprises, LLC.
Winning contestant wins a one-week supply of kudos. Kudos are congratulations conveyed in words in this forum. They are not the snack bars of the same name.
…and then, Ash bursts into the HOA meeting, yelling, “This is my boomstick!”
Wasn’t this done under the title: Rosemary’s Baby?
Oh, well, how about this: The cheerleaders win their state competition, despite the interpersonal squabbles and romatic crises, and go to the nationals… (sequel opportunity!)
Cast: the 2006 Playmates…
Oh, and they should be topless. The whole movie.
HOA? Which movie would you rather see?
HOA? Which movie would you rather see?
Sounds boring. Can we see the one with Ho B?
I’m picturing it movie-of-the-week style.
We see Jeff going along with his daily life, cut in with ominous scenes of the HOA bylaws sitting unread in the kitchen junk drawer. As he blissfully purchases, say, Benjamin Moore Exterior Trim Oil-based in Woodhouse Blue, Jeff is unaware the HOA document sitting at home contains the fact that only Heritage Blue is acceptable. The music is building, and it’s telling the audience the peril Jeff is in. But he doesn’t know! He doesn’t know the tragedy lurking!
Dum dum dum…
I’m thinking Peter Gallagher plays Jeff.
Heather Biel is Mrs. Jeff
And Chris Klien plays the HOA bylaws.
MayBee–
Can’t find Heather Biel. Jessica?
Peter Gallagher appears to have been born in 1955 . . . how about River Phoenix?
Ummmm…. Heather is Jessica’s less-flexible younger sister. The pokey to Jessica’s gumby, if you will.
Peter Gallagher appears to have been born in 1955 . . . how about River Phoenix?
We have to talk about your apparent need to make me feel stupid.
The HOA, at its monthly meeting, has just voted a commendation for Mrs. Jasmine T. Grundy for services above and beyond in monitoring Covenant violations, when strange sounds are heard outside.
Investigating, they discover a six-by-six military truck accompanied by a squad of National Guard troops in sand camouflage. The soldiers set up a perimeter around the property recently sold to that damned troublemaking Heeb, and respond politely but noncommittaly to questions.
A prefabricated shed, painted dusty blue with teal trim, appears as a sling-load underneath an Apache helicopter. The chopper sets its load down in Jeff’s back yard, and a team of engineers arrives in a Humvee and doubletimes over to secure it in its new location.
Hilarity ensues…
And look at that, Dan Collins! You made me feel so stupid I couldn’t even format my comment correctly.
I’ll have you know, you are dealing with a CONTEST WINNER here, buddy.
– How did pokey get into this? Are animals allowed in the format, because that would be a good lede. Since Goldstein is having some serious “spot” issue’s currently, (would that be “spot issue’s”), that would be good for tension in the plot. Peter Fonda might be a good sub for Pheonix, with say Carrot Top for the lazy, but dumb, next door neighboor in the driveway. Maybe Ed Asner could play the gruff HOA “guy”, with a heart of lead.
Money line: “Heh….you’re perky……….I hate perky….”
– Needs work.
– Maybee – you’re already on minute 14…..
Fatty Arbuckle, played by Michael Moore, turns his corner lot into a Burger King, assisted by HOA Prez. Madeline Albright and HOA Secretary Mimi Bobeck (both played by Kathy Kinney), both of whom are secretly dallying with Arbuckle.
BK workers (illegal aliens from Bangladesh) go on strike because of the lack of Halal menu items and corporate-sponsored Halloween decorations depicting Satan.
JG’s lawyer (Soupy Sales) files suit, but complications ensue on civil rights issues, since all other parties turn out to be transsexuals.
Deb Frisch has a cameo as mediator in the dispute.
Something for everyone here except you fiends who need T&A and explosions.
Harry, seems like you’ve got the “A” covered pretty thoroughly.