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Runaway Bride on the Loose Again!

She’s suing her ex-fiance for $500k that they were to have shared for selling their story, which was turned into a movie script, Shitty Woman, and offered to Julia Roberts, who turned it down.

I want all of you unmarried guys out there to look at this picture closely.  This is the face of a loonbat.  Her name is Jennifer Wilbanks.  Do not approach any person bearing such a face under any circumstances.  She is considered extremely dangerous.  If you do see this person, call 911:

13 Replies to “Runaway Bride on the Loose Again!”

  1. JohnAnnArbor says:

    It’s the eyes that are weird.

  2. JohnAnnArbor says:

    What’s with the timestamps?  They’re 3 hours ahead.

  3. Steve says:

    Ha ha. Some body sued some one else over defamation on the internet. Is Frisch still selling crazy or have they locked her up yet?

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-10-10-internet-defamation-case_x.htm

  4. Lost Dog says:

    And I always thought “cooties” were a myth…

  5. anonymous says:

    Shouldn’t someone come along about now and say: “I’d hit it …” ?

    Wait a minute … this isn’t AceofSpadesHQ? … Sorry.

  6. Major John says:

    I wouldn’t hit that with your…oops, you are right, this isn’t Ace’s.

    Jennifer just wanted to give more of herself – as fodder for AM radio, late night TV monologues, etc.

  7. anonymous says:

    Or, is Miss Wilbanks on Karl Rove’s payroll?

    Another ‘shiny object’ to distract the bewildered American voter?

    (Well, two ‘shiny objects’ … you have to count both eyes.)

  8. Big Bang hunter says:

    – Jeezz…you’d think they would have waited until the post-injection “stare of bliss” eye glaze-over wore off before they snapped the pic… (hey, she has some heavy “med” expense’s to cover…)

    TW: asked15. Got 13 bird flips, one grimice, and a snarl.

  9. BJTexs says:

    Or, is Miss Wilbanks on Karl Rove’s payroll?

    These are things that are not talked about. No one can know the Dark Lord’s reach as he extends the shadow hand and closes his fist…

    You should run very fast now but first, take this chalice…

  10. B Moe says:

    I think she is practicing for the lead in Hide the Popsicle: the Nancy Pelosi Story.

  11. BJTexs says:

    BMoe: That is truly a soda snortin’ line.

    Bravo! Now get in here and help me clean my keyboard…

  12. Dan Collins, aka UnderGawd says:

    BMoe: That is truly a soda snortin’ line.

    BJ–don’t you even try the stuff before you buy it?  Trust, but verify.

  13. BJTexs says:

    BJ–don’t you even try the stuff before you buy it?  Trust, but verify.

    Well, I was assured that it was part of the Peacemaker line of sodas…

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