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October 2006

American Twerp Alterman Waxes Wankerous in Guardian [Dan Collins]

In his article regarding the elections, he starts whining in advance about the possibility that the Republicans may not lose control of Congress, if the netroots don’t turn out.  Among the reasons for defeat would be gerrymandering and the Black Caucus’s conspiracy with Republicans (how the hell did he find out about that?Dark Lord’s going to be so pissed!). For the proletarian-sympathizing readers of al-Guardian, he has this sound advice:

Kirstie Alley Deplores Militarization of Space [Dan Collins]

Story’s here.

Think of this for a moment [ahem]

Has it ever occurred to you that it requires the entire weight of the mainstream media–ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, Time, Newsweek, The New York Times, the AP, Reuters, Hollywood, and all the hundreds of other leftist legacy media and news organizations in the United States–to relentlessly lie, misinform, disinform, omit facts, ignore facts, leak state secrets and even highlight our most bitter enemies’ propaganda to brainwash enough Americans

a haiku that, for no reason whatsoever, imagines Nancy Pelosi as a counter girl at the Tastee Freeze in Carbondale, Illinois

“Sorry, but if I can’t wear my cardinal red pant suit, I fucking quit!”

Fallout From Fraggot Rock [Dan Collins]

So, I made a little joke, and after a short time, Gleen’s army of outraged Technorati monitors arrived to vent their gleen: I just got linked to this shitty blog…Greenwald has more intellect in his gay big toe than this idiot “dan collins”. Posted by San Diegan | permalink on 10/20 at 10:38 PM And: Dan Collins is a mental douche, and should stick to doing oil changes at Jiffy

E-Mail of Tomorrow [Karl]

From a sockpuppet reader: Dear Sully, Your corporate overlord is reporting that “the FBI and Justice Department… are examining whether Rep. Jane Harman of California and the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) may have violated the law in a scheme to get Harman reappointed as the top Democrat on the House intelligence committee, according to knowledgeable sources in and out of the U.S. government.” Harman claims to know nothing

Internet Killed the Video Star (Part 6) [Karl]

Here’s tonight’s slate of musical moments from YouTube, as gathered from my regular web gig at Claude Pate: Fatboy Slim turned a sample of Sly & the Family Stone into his “Weapon of Choice,” directed by the acclaimed Spike Jonze and starring the even more-acclaimed Christopher Walken. But wait, there’s more…

Friday Night Social Tip [Dan Collins]

From my brother, Matt: “Dan and his family live in Vermont, and when they come to visit us here in Wisconsin, he’s such a cheap bastard that he generally drives straight through, except for a couple of hours when his wife drives (she hates driving).  So, when he gets off of the road, he looks all bedraggled and thirsty.  So, I say, “Hey, buddy,” giving him a hug, “how’d you

Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the likelihood of National Democrats retaking the House and Senate in November

Garrett:  “Meh.  Who cares.  Unless—wait a sec, are those the ones who, like, offer ‘treatment’ vouchers for methadone and a free place to shack up while I’m getting my load on?  Because if so, that would be so totally the tits, man!”

Kofi’s Inferno (Slight return) [ahem]

Well, since it’s Friday and OJ’s in the news and Kofi’s on his way out and this’ll be the last time this will have any slight relevance, I’ll post one of my greatest hits. It originally appeared in February, 2005 in My Old Gray Etc. In the wake of the Volcker report on the UN oil-for-food scandal, Kofi Annan’s vow to find the perpetrators–no matter where it might lead–brought on