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Hey, big guy. I didn’t realize you were posting. Bump me.
B-b-but, Cardinal? It’s so Catholic and right-to-lifey!
Sorry … there’s no Tastee Freeze in Carbondale, Illinois. Appropriate haiku, though.
There is no Tastee-Freeze in Carbondale, IL. Just more right wing propaganda. LIAR.
OBTW Did you know that when Nancy Pelosi blinks the high pitched sound it creates can be harmful to animals? Word to the wise, since our unfortunate meeting with Mrs. Pelosi my golden retriever Chronic pisses himself whenever he sees anyone over the age of sixty. I guess it was just bad luck since, from what I understand, she only blinks once or twice a year.
I would have never imagined Goldstein as a American Leaguer.
When will the madness end?
If that’s all it takes we should quick, take up a collection, buy WalMarts best, and rush it off to her Congressional orifice.
TW: whats45 – Jeopardy answer: What is the age of Nancy Pelosi’s toothbrush.
I always figured the high pitched blink sound attracted bats and that was the reason for her hairdo.
But wait!
“Dude,if she can’t be
the speaker of the house, then
New York Senator?â€Â
Sven:
Ture, there’s no Tastie Freeze, but there is a Dairy Queen. But I think Ms. Pelosie would more likely be working at the Mexican place across the street (the one that sells “burritos as big as your head”) as a gesture of solidarity with the working man (and woman).
“Enjoy your cones, folks.”
Health cops will ban those death cups
Once I’m the Speaker.”
Whereupon three drunken SIU rugby players burst in and start chanting “show your tits” until they get a closer look. One hurls, two run out of the store…
San Francisco cocksucker!
What a babe Speaker Nancy is!