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October 2006

Talking back to drag-queen music 11 (cranky-d)

First of all, I’m not crying, ‘kay?  Also, I’m really not sure I’d be on that stage with you under any condition.  And there’s no way I’d feel that way about you.  You have a chromosome present that negates that possibility.  In any case, I’m drinking out here (song came out in 2006).  “Call me when you’re sober,” Evanescence Note: as I said the first time, this is music lip-synched

a haiku that, for no reason whatsoever, images Mother Teresa at her first ever HOA meeting

“Bless you—and may the Lord keep you. Unless you fucks nix my shed request…”

More Tiny Violins: Tariq Ramadan Punked [Dan Collins]

Geez, living up to your rhetoric is a bitch; he’s been denied a travel visa to visit the US, with the State Department noting that he’d donated money to “charities” associated with Hamas.  Back in 1997, he was quoted as stating: Nevertheless, the Palestinian charity (and its 17 aliases) at the same Lille, Lyon and Paris addresses, had already been publicly identified and designated by Israel as a Hamas front

Runaway Bride on the Loose Again!

She’s suing her ex-fiance for $500k that they were to have shared for selling their story, which was turned into a movie script, Shitty Woman, and offered to Julia Roberts, who turned it down. I want all of you unmarried guys out there to look at this picture closely.  This is the face of a loonbat.  Her name is Jennifer Wilbanks.  Do not approach any person bearing such a face

Isaac Schrodinger [Dan Collins]

who visits here often, extends thanks to all of those internet people who’ve helped him raise $2k of the $2.5k that he’s needed to come up with to get a competent attorney to argue his case against deportation.  If anyone has a case for political asylum, it’s he.  So, if you’ve got a little scratch that you can’t find something in Jeff’s Casa Armadillo list to dump on, think about

David Aaronovitch, Again [Dan Collins]

David Aaronovitch is the formerly leftist chap with the UK’s Channel 5 who recently took his former leftist colleagues to the woodshed in the documentary, “No Excuse for Terrorism,” which is, miraculously, still available through YouTube. Today, in the Times of London, he has a superb article on North Korea’s nuclear program, entitled,

A Feel-good for Jeff [Karl]

According to Moody’s, the real estate bubble is a mere 4.6% in Denver. The bottom isn’t due until 2008, but it’s not like it’s going to make a major long-term impact.

Cue the Tiny Violins [Dan Collins]

Bwahahaha!  From Jane Hamsher at Firedoglake: Lieberman Throws Howard Dean Under the Bus Damn!  I can’t find the video on YouTube. Money whine: Let’s see, this week he’s already castigated the “Democratic leadership” — Pelosi and Reid – for “politicizing” the Foley matter, now he attacks the head of the DNC.  They’ve turned Gentle Uncle Joe into this:

my second brief conversation with my new home owners association (HOA) covenant

me: “Here’s the thing, HOA covenant:  If I’m only allowed to put out the one garbage can—that is, if the waste management folks will only take what I can fit into that single, subdivision-specific plastic trash bin—then all the broken down cardboard boxes and crap-stuffed Hefty bags from our move are going to have to sit there on the side of the house until such time as we stop accumulating

What it means to be a liberal. Yeah, right.  Updated [ahem]

You have until 2pm today to respond to University of Chicago law prof, Geoffrey R. Stone. In an article in today’s Chicago Tribune, he gives a definition of what liberals believe that requires at least two brown paper sacks to get through. Unsurprisingly, he appears to be a veritable George Lakoff Mini-Me. Example: 9. Liberals believe government must protect the safety and security of the people, for without such protection