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Cue the Tiny Violins [Dan Collins]

Bwahahaha!  From Jane Hamsher at Firedoglake: Lieberman Throws Howard Dean Under the Bus

Damn!  I can’t find the video on YouTube.

Money whine:

Let’s see, this week he’s already castigated the “Democratic leadership” — Pelosi and Reid – for “politicizing” the Foley matter, now he attacks the head of the DNC. 

They’ve turned Gentle Uncle Joe into this:

33 Replies to “Cue the Tiny Violins [Dan Collins]”

  1. You really almost can’t buy this kind of entertainment.  Pass the popcorn…

    tw: doing15… I can think of a few folks.

  2. McGehee says:

    Lieberman Throws Howard Dean Under the Bus

    One good bus-throwing-under deserves another.

  3. McGehee says:

    <after skimming he first few comments at LiarDogFake>

    Lordy. After Lieberman’s party screwed him over, they seriously expect him to turn around and lick the hand that fisted him.

  4. RiverCocytus says:

    Lordy. After Lieberman’s party screwed him over, they seriously expect him to turn around and lick the hand that fisted him.

    You mean, punched him?

    I’m hoping.

  5. B Moe says:

    That ad is priceless.

  6. TheGeezer says:

    I can’t load FDL at work.

    What happened?  “That ad is priceless” makes me think it was an ad that got Hamsher’s goat?

  7. B Moe says:

    What happened?  “That ad is priceless” makes me think it was an ad that got Hamsher’s goat?

    Nah, Lamont put out another one of his goofy-ass ads and Joe made fun of it.  The Hamster won’t abide infidels mocking A True Democrat, so she is ratchering up the jihad.

  8. B Moe says:

    *ratcheting*

    And in one of those flashes of inspiration that happen right as you hit enter, I would like to make an amendment:



    The Hamster won’t abide infidels mocking Nedhammad, so she is ratchering up the jihad.

  9. BJTexs says:

    Any thoughts on who Jane and Kooks are going to blame when Joementum makes a roadkill sandwich out of Nedrenaline?

    My vote goes to the Dark Lord. (of course…)

    Hey, St. Humid, pass the popcorn…

  10. McGehee says:

    You mean, punched him?

    I’m hoping.

    Well, I sure wouldn’t want to disappoint you, so, yeah. Punched him. That’s what I meant. Exactly.

    Now—what do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas?  wink

  11. RiverCocytus AKA Chiaroscuro says:

    My vote goes to the Dark Lord. (of course…)

    May his chocolatey blackness ever be consistent, full bodied and slightly nutty.

    Almonds AND Walnuts.

    TW: Does Ray Nagin give that statement a racial overtone?

  12. ahem says:

    What is it with Jane? She the only one entitled to trash Dean? I thought Emanuel had already thrown Dean under the bus and backed over him several times. Lieberman’s actually a little late to the party.

    She must think she’s beautiful when she’s angry, or something.

    Speaking of roadkill, did you get a load of Kerry’s face? He’s got so much botox in him, he probably can’t get it up any more.

    tw: doing69 (As god is my witness.)

  13. BJTexs says:

    Unfortunately, Dean is like one of those friggin’ Punch Clowns. He takes haymaker after haymaker but always bounces back for more. He’s still working on his “legacy” of internet contributions which has not translated over the length and breadth of a national campaign.

    Kerry looks like a wax figure that’s been placed too close to the fireplace.

    Jane’s living on Nedrenaline but she going to have a tough time coming down from the high when Leiberman is sworn in.

  14. McGehee says:

    Jane’s living on Nedrenaline but she going to have a tough time coming down from the high when Leiberman is sworn in.

    She won’t even notice Lieberman being sworn in. She’ll be too busy looking for hanging chads on an electronic ballot.

  15. nikkolai says:

    Kerry is challenging Pelosi for the most “facial work”–they are both becoming different people right before our eyes.

    TW: change38–hard to make this stuff up.

  16. BJTexs says:

    That’s not so bad. Now if she starts looking for pregnant chads…

    I may end up having to eat roasted crow with garlic and peppers but I can’t shake the sense that this country will not turn over Congress to the Dems., regardless of their “perceived” feelings about Iraq. I just have a hunch that, similar to what happend in ‘04, people are going to get to the polls and have another “I just can’t do it” moment.

    Then again I mIght be semi-delusional due to a double shot extra foam of Joementum.

    wouldn’t be the first time…

  17. tim maguire says:

    That video was excellent! God, I’m going to miss Lamont. I hope he runs again soon.

    That “So do we” at the end–like something out of Steven King.

  18. BJTex, it’s like I was telling rto the other day, I hope some recent poll results are just Repubs having fun and lying.  you know, the dems will be that much more crushed when they lose.  at least that’s what I would do.

  19. RiverCocytus AKA Chiaroscuro says:

    BJTex, it’s like I was telling rto the other day, I hope some recent poll results are just Repubs having fun and lying.  you know, the dems will be that much more crushed when they lose.  at least that’s what I would do.

    Miss maggie; might I remind of the incident? The one involving the feline, and the carryable, flexible storage implement? The exodus thereof which was preceded by entrapment followed by voluntary emancipation?

    Last time they called me about winning stuff and wanted me to subscribe to a magazine I told them I didn’t do deadtree. At first she was kind of stunned, then she hung up.

    My second option was to ask for Tone magazine.

    Which reminds me. Polls are being used against us, so, um, I won’t mind if you are vague and or untruthful if asked. Neither will his malificence.

    Le hint, le hint.

  20. McGehee says:

    Miss maggie; might I remind of the incident? The one involving the feline, and the carryable, flexible storage implement?

    As opposed to the carryable, flexible storage implement containing an alleged porcine—which is what the Democrats are offering voters this fall?

  21. Big Bang hunter says:

    – Ok McCain really trashed Clinton today on his efforts to help little Kim get nuclear weapons.

    – What will Hampster do with this?

    “McCain proves he’s not your good kinda Rino”

    – BTW. When Lieberman rolls over Lame-mont like a Mac truck, and some of the party leaders with a few working brain cells figure out they’ve managed to give up a seat, and make an enemy for life, Hampsher will be the next floor rug for the garage.

  22. Dan Collins says:

    BJ Tex–

    Everytime I see your name, it reminds me of this song by DJ Tex and his Sex-O-Lettes, “Get Dancing.”

    http://box.net/public/elefant/files/1055897.html

  23. ahem says:

    I’m trying to believe that if the Dems do win in November, it will serve the larger purpose of ensuring a Republican presidential win in ‘08. By then, voters should be reeling in nausea.

  24. Dan Collins says:

    BBh–

    I prefer Dead Lament.

  25. Chairman Me says:

    Did someone say something about throwing Dean under a bus? Do you have pictures?

  26. BJTexs says:

    Geez, Dan, I know that I was hoping that a lame-o disco song would be my calling card.

    Thanks loads, I think I’ll just dip my head on mineral oil and run through a torch parade.

    BBH: Love the throw rug!

  27. Miss maggie; might I remind of the incident? The one involving the feline, and the carryable, flexible storage implement? The exodus thereof which was preceded by entrapment followed by voluntary emancipation?

    ooooooh, at first i thought maybe you were threatening me, my nom-du-comment being feline…. but, um, yeah i just like coming up with crazy conspiracy theories, it’s a hobby.

    tw: involved 77, um, masons.

  28. Dan Collins says:

    as weeds before

    A vessel under sail, so men obey’d

    And fell below his stem: his sword, death’s stamp,

    Where it did mark, it took; from face to foot

    He was a thing of blood, whose every motion

    Was timed with dying cries: alone he enter’d

    The mortal gate of the city, which he painted

    With shunless destiny; aidless came off,

    And with a sudden reinforcement struck

    Corioli like a planet: now all’s his:

    Coriolanus, II, ii

  29. TheGeezer says:

    May his chocolatey blackness ever be consistent, full bodied and slightly nutty.

    Dark Lord, chocolately blackness…is he semi-sweet?

    Then again I might be semi-delusional due to a double shot extra foam of Joementum.

    Sweet heaven, BJ has done it again: extra foam and Joementum Juice.  For the Dark Lord, we can mean Joementum Jooooos, eh?  I’ll get the marketing and R & D people to work immediately, BJ.  If we can carbonate chicken broth and some matso, we may have something here…

    By then, voters should be reeling in nausea.

    Or radiation.

  30. ahem says:

    Yes, yes. That too.

  31. Karl says:

    Here’s the direct YouTube link to the Lamont ad Joe mocked.

  32. Karl says:

    Sorry, here’s the direct YouTube link to the Lamont ad Joe mocked

  33. Mikey NTH says:

    That comment from Lieberman has them all upset?  Good Lord!  If they can’t handle that much criticism what’s going to happen to them if they actually get in power and have to face a real enemy who will say some really cross words to their faces?  What would they do, run and hide behind their governess’ skirts?

    We cannot let this passle of sissies anywhere near real power.

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