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“The yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships post, 10” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

yin: “I’m worried about your cholesterol.  We need to switch to that Smart Balance spread instead of butter.  And is that salad dressing low fat?”

yang:  “As a young man, I could kill a Kodiak bear with a rock and my teeth.  You know that, right?”

6 Replies to ““The yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships post, 10” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)”

  1. harrison says:

    “and I used the rock only to get his attention.”

  2. Master of None says:

    Kodiac bears are pussies.  It’s the Kodiak bears that you have to look out for

  3. stiv says:

    It’s Kodiak.

  4. shank says:

    yin: “I’m worried about your cholesterol.  We need to switch to that Smart Balance spread instead of butter.  And is that salad dressing low fat?”

    yang: “Yeah?  Well I worried about your body fat.  When was the last time you dragged your squirrelly ass to the gym and sweated off some of that cottage cheese you’r smuggling eh?  Christ on bike, it looks like you’ve been spanked with a waffle iron.”

  5. Alpha Baboon says:

    yang: “As a young man, I could kill a Kodiac bear with my teeth and a rock.  You know that, right?”

    yin: “So youve said.. But I also remember as a young man you could go all night, every night and not even break a sweat.. Now I cant even see the equipment without hoisting up your belly and you huff and puff like an asthmatic just trying to make it through our 3 minute session once a week.. and that includes the time to smoke the ’afterglow‘ cigarette.

    It’s Smart Balance for you, Baby …

  6. JD says:

    yin: “I’m worried about your cholesterol.  We need to switch to that Smart Balance spread instead of butter.  And is that salad dressing low fat?”

    yang: “Fuck no.  Pass the butter, bitch!”

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