Sorry. Was reading the ghost of Hunter. Who, it seems, is almost as prolific as the live-action version. And only half as mescaline-addled.
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…. sure.. but what happens when you reach in your pocket for a handful of pistachio nuts and begin popping them in your mouth one after another.. not remembering in your drug addled state that you traded the handful of pistachios for a pistol in Barstow.. and the pistol for a handful of peyote buttons in Needles ? You find yourself sitting talking to a giant bull moose turd and thinking its an elderly black man in a drugstore fedora.. thats what…
The Huffington Toast is friggin’ hilarious! Hottest blog on the Net. Kudos on the work over there. Like many, I’ll make it regular reading.
I’m gonna start using that.
My gut instinct tells me that Jeff wrote the whole thing. Every last persona is his. But since he demurs, we must take his word for it. Just like the Judd Nelson caper. So I vote for Arianna, Martha and Fecundo Rivera. And maybe Al Franken and Michael Moore, too.
’Course the Ghost of Hunter S. isn’t Jeff. Nope. Can’t be. Spam buster: right!
I never knew Hunter and Johnny Cash had so much in common.
I think youre close if not right on JWebb… There are some ‘tells’ in the wording and phrasing. Hell of a Hunter S. impersonation though.. really.. hell of an impersonation..
Hooked me.
Got it. JG says he is not responsible for Sullivan, Reynolds or Thompson. So at least those three belong to him. And probably all the rest, too. The guy is a literary chameleon.
Begin the beguile.
I have to admit, my first instinct was “Pope on a Rope”, but my better judgement led me to the “Seduction of Joe”.
Obviously, JWebb is a UT alum and wants more of my superior photos of the spring blossoms on campus.
Ann Althouse, of course will have more.
By the way, how does one get stubborn mescaline stains out of Hunter S. Thompson’s jeans? The insta-wife has no helpful ideas.
STP
not Glenn Reynolds – OK, knock it off, Jeff!
Sexually Transmitted Proteins?
STP has been known to work wonders.
Seriously, STP was of no use. The Insta-rugrat used some dried up playdo as part of her science experiment for the Internet Pundit’s Genius Offspring Contest at Yale. Honestly, I think a little bit of the mescaline was removed….but where is Martha Stewart when you REALLY need her?
Sexually Transmitted Prions ***
***misshapen, folded proteins that can transmit diseases like Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis
and lift out tough stains leaving clothes brighter and more colorful. Even comes in new Rainwater Scent.
… or you could just try rubbing raw Mad Cow Brains directly on the stains.. Thats supposed to work about as well as anything on the market or available through Amway.
not Lloyd: HEH. Ann Althouse has some mad cow blogging for you. READ THE WHOLE THING.
Then read my latest TechCentral Station column on nanobots and deep colonic crevices.
Why aren’t you posting?
Will there ever be a comments section or Cafe Press store?
I can’t believe I READ THE WHOLE THING.
Anonymity it is, then. And good on ya, too. Plus: so much new material to pick from and more coming every day. Thanks, Ariana!
Huffingtontoast.com is registered to Steve H. of littletinylies.com, otherwise known as Hog on Ice. I think he admits that it was all him the first day, but that he now has help from multiple anonymous bloggers.
Oops. Close that link correctly for me, please.
I might pay $14.95 for an XL “FREE FACUNDO NOW!” t-shirt.