Me: “Don’t get me wrong: Klugman was excellent. I’m just saying he’s no Matthau, is all.”
The Ghost of Tony Randall: “Fair enough, fair enough… Say, you want to grab a length of salami and spook the shit out Penny Marshall with me? The woman is absolutely terrified of aged meat…”
Me: “Sure. What the hell.”
so you grabbed his aged meat and …
How spooked do you think Penny Marshall is every time she looks in a mirror??
How about a conversation with Martha’s ankle braclet?
Andrea Dworkin: That salami is rape! RAPE!
Would you ask Tony if there are Chinese pastry chefs in hell?
Is a schlemiel or a schlmazel the proper word for “length of salami”?; or, should I have held out for hossenfeffer and just asked Klugman – or is he dead??
And, as a devout Clipper fan, I appreciate Miz Marshall’s consistent attendance at all home games. Go Clips!
Professor Catherine MacKinnon : Yes, ALL Salami between men and women is Rape !! Even if the woman consents, its still Salami.. and its still Rape !!
However, a Salami shared between two women, such as Laverne & Shirley, a groundbreaking Lesbian comedy, is fine.
Turing word: bring
As in: bring on the salami..
Ya know, I always thought Laverne and Shirley were a little sweet on each other, if you know what I mean.
Question is, who was the butch and who was the femme? A strong argument can be made either way.
(If only they had queer theory courses back when I was in college, I’d be able to figure this out on my own, of course. Damn you, classical liberal arts education!)