Sometimes when we touch,
the honesty’s too much, but
damn!– if I ain’t good…!
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Onan
Is a groanin’
ALL BY HIMSELF!
Hey, how come Goldstein gets his own game at Hundred Percenter & I don’t? What am I, chopped llama?
What’s Hundred Percenter?
You don’t want to know ..
I’m picturing Jeff with the Geiko gekko, and I don’t like what I’m seeing.
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Such filth, and with Andrea Dworkin’s corpse still warm as well… tsk!
We don’t often hear Jeff give himself a hand.
Thank God! Yeewww!
Like Whitney sez:
“…learning to looooove yourself
Is the greatest love of all!”
This is clearly a cry for help.
Was it not Dorothy Parker who named her parrot Onan because he spilled his seed upon the ground?
To paraphrase Weird Al Yankovitz’s [self]touching lyric, “When you’re standing all alone at the gas station of life, you have to use the self-service pump.”
There’s an old John Callahan cartoon of a man on the psychiatrist’s couch. He says, “I’d like to masturbate, but I don’t feel that I deserve myself.”
“I don’t want, anybody else
When I think about me, I touch myself!”
Divinyls (onanist remix)
Does that mean that Goldstein is no longer Master of His Domain?
He is still Master. Only now, we must call him Julio.
He’s a Master Baker: he makes really good bread.
Was it Eric Carmen or Onan the Barbarian who once sang, “All by myself”? Or was it Sly and the Family Stone who sang “I want to thank you 4 lettin’ me beat mice elf again”? And were do you think the inspiration for those four notes came from in Lene Lovich’s Lucky Number? Most people think she’s an avante-garde female musical artist but he’s really a huge Welshman with a beard you could lose a badger in. My, I’m getting the Vapors contemplating Jeff turning Japanese. And the Mazda Rx-8 comes with a Wankel rotary engine. Coincidence?
You have to wonder about the onanists who go on-and-on about Onan.
Spam word: “her”. Doesn’t that kinda defeat the purpose?