Confronted by the choice of shaved turkey or roast beef, I had a little of each—rolled in a low-carb wrap and joined by a Claussen dill pickle spear and some raw cauliflower.
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is that kosher?
What would One Hundred Percenter eat?
Just asking….
Dat’s goood eatin’!
(So, how do you shave a turkey?)
Raw cauliflower? No. Steamed cauliflower? Indeed. As in, what my turing word was.
I must admit that I’m impressed.
After raw cauliflower, it’s a good idea to steer clear of open flames.
So… ‘shaving the turkey’… does that make it appear very young or what ? Do you make it wear a little Catholic school girl dress with knee socks and plain white panties as well ? Just from experience I’d suggest that next time you use NAIR so to avoid razor burn that kinda kills the fantasy.. and a little Loves Turkeysoft powder..
I have no idea how roast beef fits in the equation..you perv…
Obviously this is underground pederast code talk.
Shaved Turkey = Young Girl
Shaved Roast Beef = Young Boy
Wrapped Clausen Dill = Male Organ w/ condom
Its the ‘raw cauliflower’ that has us stumped..
but if we moniter his blog long enough, we’ll figure it out.. and when we do.. his ass is ours..
Oh, by the way.. This is a secret blogtap, so be a good citizen and dont mention that you noticed us…
-Denver PD Sex Crimes Unit
p.s. all the guys wanted me to let Jeff know we thought his show yesterday was great…
That sounds terrific. I like to buy the dill relish and ladle that into my wraps when out of pickles.
“Wraps” are a disgusting excuse for a sandwich. Manwich up, Jeff, Manwich up.
A sub moment of unabashed pragmatism
Confronted by the choice of spending my carb allotment on bread or Guinness, I choose Guinness.
Jeff,
Claussen? Ick—too bland. Try the Vlasic Tabasco dill spears. Those are yummy.
*looks at his acid reflux meds*…”You’re a good little pill, yes you are!”
No, Vlasic’s are cooked, man. Claussen is crisp. Besides, I put a sliced raw jalapeno pepper inside the wrap.
Today’s pepper was particularly daunting.
Cauliflower and Guinness. Don’t you fear spontaneous combustion?
“Today’s pepper was particularly daunting.”
May it be more so tomorrow.
For peppers, nothing like Tony Packo’s. Seriously.
Jeff,
A very wise choice on the carb budget. Uhmmmm, beer.
Hey, do you guys in Denver have good hot Mexican food ? I mean good Mexican food as in California Style Mexican Food made by real Mexican illegal aliens.. not like the insipid crap that passes for Mexican Food here in Seattle..Like rolled tacos and Carne Asada Burritos with Guacamole..
Just Curious…. I’m totally for a controlled (closed) border.. but Roberto’s Carne Asada Burritos in San Diego, CA is one great arguement for a porous border..
If I ever get the chance to market LSD-laced marijuana cigarettes? Gonna call ‘em Acid Reef- Luxe
Gail – I bow before your greatness.
Good one, Gail.
Webb, you are my inspiration.
Thanks. Like I don’t have enough guilt to deal with already.
Off topic, but I’m bored, so any guesses?
“In full sunlight, the erection reaches a height of ten metres, shrinking back to just six metres when the light dims.”
I’m thinking along the lines of a phototropic brontosaurus thingy.
The Liberation Monument is a giant copper obelisk that rises and falls depending on the level of sunlight, and spurts flames out of the top during important festivals.
*snork*
or was that cheating?
I wasn’t cheating Maggie, but you should have quoted the version that appears on my blog. I feel so slighted. Damn Google.
IT wasn’t cheating….Jeez my fingers aren’t working too well this morning.
That’s what you call a digital dilemma.
oops, i didn’t know you’d made it THAT easy. i’ll remember that for your next question.
I’m a well-known cream puff