Me: “Bonjour, John Kerry’s comb.” Comb: “Bonjour.” Me: “So, tell me: Product? Lots of product? And be honest now, because everyone knows he’s doing something up there.” Comb: “You mean you have to ask…? Let’s see… there’s gel, mousse, spray, color — you name it, he uses it. The guy thinks he’s Simon Le bon. But from a practical standpoint, he’s virtually wind and waterproof. Which in his line of
