A Hot Pockets coupon? Dude, you haven’t bought Hot Pockets in, like, ten years. Now quit fucking around and point me toward the fat-free Miracle Whip.
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Jeff….I just gotta say that I find myself already giggling as your page loads each time….
Thank you…….
Hey, who gave Jeff back the sharp things ?
Easy there, big fella. The voices will stop if you put the scissors down … OK, buddy ?
(tell me that wasn’t a close one !)
Oh, and I liked that slouching. More like a full-on run if you ask me …
How very kind of you Sondra—though it’s not nice to giggle at a boy’s illness.
Joe: but “slouching” sounds so much cooler—like I’m James Deaning my way toward disaffected dementia. Daddy-o.
I thought I detected a dash of teen angst in this post.
Heh, huh… He said “hot pockets”!
Actually, I was thinking that this schtick sounds totally second-rate without accompanying pictures of moonbats …
“schtick”? You obviously haven’t met my scissors.
More likely, you have met lysergic acid diethylamide. Jeff, if the dog starts telling you to kill anyone, please ignore it.
In my experience, it’s a bad idea to ignore a talking dog. Zoinks.
I heard the problem with “fat-free” mayo is that they add alot of sugar. A low-carb guru the other day said you’re better off getting regular old mayo.
You are tearing me apart!!!You say one thing, low carb guru says another, and everybody changes back again!
::massaging cold mayo bottle against feverish brow::
“Light” mayo strikes the perfect balance, from what I hear.