Former Sen. Slade Gorton: “Is it not the case, Mr. Giuliani, that your ex-wife, Ms. Hanover, crashed your wedding to Ms. Nathan in May of last year — that she was drunk and shouting vile epithets, and that she repeatedly punched holes in the wedding cake –?” Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani: “– Senator Gorton, I don’t see how that has anything to do with –“ Former Sen. Slade Gorton: “–

Indeed, “bean” rhymes with “teen.” Both words have four letters. And both end in “n.” But I tend not to put much stock in conspiracy theories. Gosh I love liquor.