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May 19, 2004

A Poem from 1968, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brautigan, 2004 (fifth in a series)

Insane Asylum Cannes Film Festival      Part 8 Baudelaire Michael Moore went to the insane asylum Cannes Film Festival disguised as a psychiatrist rhino-hipped filmmaker. He stayed there for two months days and when he left, the insane asylum Cannes Film Festival loved him so much that it followed him all over California France, and Baudelaire Michael Moore laughed when the insane asylum Cannes Film Festival rubbed itself up against his

Instant Karma

Spc. Jeremy Sivits today pleaded guilty to criminal charges in the Iraqi prisoner abuse scandal and was sentenced to one year of being fed through an industrial plastic shredder. His sentence by a special court-martial judge includes discharge for bad conduct and demotion. Then the plastic shredder thing. And by “sentenced to one year of being fed through an industrial plastic shredder,” I really meant to write, “sentenced to one

protein wistoons

For this contest. “If I can fit it in my mouth, I’ll eat it.” Or maybe… “Let me tell you about a little war called VietNam… Now, when I’m President…” h/t Michele

Talking back to 80s music, 18

See? That’s precisely why I moved to the southwest. When we sit on the stony ground out in these parts, we do it with cold beers and grilled buffalo steaks. Not lemonade, cigarettes, and an assful of frostbite. No wonder you people are so goddamned miserable all the time… Dream Academy, “Life in a Northern Town” (which I must admit I really do dig). *** for this dude.