No, go ahead — touch me, please! I actually love the way you tease! In fact, if you could just do that thing with your pinky… “Tainted Love,” Soft Cell
May 2004
May 1, 2004
Portnoy’s Complaint
I used to tell the story about how Mario Cuomo once complimented my mother’s kishkes. “These are great kishkes,” he said. “Fabulous. Best I’ve ever had!” But fuck him if I’ll tell that story anymore. **** More.
May 1, 2004
Portnoy’s Complaint
I used to tell the story about how Mario Cuomo once complimented my mother’s kishkes. “These are great kishkes,” he said. “Fabulous. Best I’ve ever had!” But fuck him if I’ll tell that story anymore. **** More.