Deadbeat neighbor: “What you got there?” Me: “I’m putting in an air conditioner.” Deadbeat neighbor: “AC, eh? Fancy…” Me: “Yeah, I live like a king.” Deadbeat neighbor: “You say that sarcastically, but I’d vote for you.” Me: “Well, I’m not sure that’s how monarchies work exactly, but thanks just the same.”
May 26, 2004
protein wisdom: the antipasto spread
Serves 7. (Or Michael Moore, if you happen also to have a footlong summer sausage and a box of Fiddle Faddle lying around.) 2 x 4 oz cans mushroom stems and pieces, drained and finely chopped 1 14 oz can artichoke hearts, drained and finely chopped 1 10 oz jar pimiento stuffed olives, drained and finely chopped 1 6 oz can ripe olives, drained and finely chopped 1/4 c Chopped
May 26, 2004
protein wisdom: the antipasto spread
Serves 7. (Or Michael Moore, if you happen also to have a footlong summer sausage and a box of Fiddle Faddle lying around.) 2 x 4 oz cans mushroom stems and pieces, drained and finely chopped 1 14 oz can artichoke hearts, drained and finely chopped 1 10 oz jar pimiento stuffed olives, drained and finely chopped 1 6 oz can ripe olives, drained and finely chopped 1/4 c Chopped
May 26, 2004
WWND*
Dick Morris, writing in The Hill: “The election for president is a three-way race. No, its not Ralph Nader I
May 26, 2004
A reminder
This blog is not a rebel blog. **** update: Sorry. Happens every time I wear sunglasses in the house. No idea why.
May 26, 2004
Talking back to 80s music, 21
No, you kiss altogether wrong, honey. Me, I’ve got lips like velvet curtains and a tongue that can tickle a popcorn husk loose from your molars and still come out tasting like a scoop of ripe honeydew. So don’t talk to me about kissing. “Only the Lonely,” The Motels
May 25, 2004
enviroZen
If a tree falls in the forest and no one’s there to hear it, will Al Gore still hump it like a rutting, pinkish bull elk…?
May 25, 2004
Super Partisan Nursery Rhymes, 2
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as the guest list at a John Kerry cocktail party. And snow.
May 25, 2004
Film reviews in 5 words or less, #4
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) Directed by Roland Emmerich. Stars Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emmy Rossum, Ian Holm, and Sela Ward. Five words or less review: Vote Bush and you’ll die.
May 25, 2004
Attention please, potential RMBB attendees
Those planning to attend the Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash v. 3.0 this Friday, please alert Zombyboy. He’s offering everyone who RSVPs in advance a set of custom-designed mud flaps. Rumor has it my Zombyboy custom-designed mud flaps show a piping hot bowl of soup. Which is perfect, because I just loooooove soup! RSVP today! **** update: Talk Left’s Jeralyn Merritt chimes in: “Lynndie England is clearly the victim of a