me: “Don’t you have anything better to do than to bother a little boy?” the Croup: “Depends.  Are topless bars willing to wave the two drink minimum for viral infections?” the Croup: “Because if so, just lend me, say, forty dollars in singles, and I am SO there.”

“Man Blames Burrito For Paralysis” TAMPA, Fla.—A man who can no longer feed himself said an uncooked chicken burrito put him in a wheelchair. When asked to comment, Rodger Anderson, of Land O’ Lakes, said, “It was bad enough that it put me in a wheelchair, but when it pushed me down the stairs, that’s when I decided to sue.”

From Gerard Baker in the London Times: When President Bush goes into the Texas sunset, and especially if he is replaced by an enlightened, world-embracing Democrat, their one excuse, their sole explanation for all human suffering in the world will disappear too. And they may just find that the world is not as simple as they thought it was. It’s been a great ride for the past six years, hasn’t

Highlights: A miniscule portion of the people who read that story chose to take advantage of the anonymous, open forum nature of comments in our news section to express regret that the Vice President hadn’t been killed in the attack.

me: “So let me get this straight:  I pay you five dollars, and in return, you promise not to eat an ounce of roughage for, say, three days.  Meanwhile, I can eat as much in the way of beans and cabbage as I want—and in the end, we’re both absolved from any responsibility for personal methane production…?” poor Mexican migrant worker: ”Si.” me: “Interesting.  me: “—So.  Does this mean you

I received an interesting email last evening from reader “skullberg” about which I’d be curious to get your thoughts: […] I figured you might find this bit of nerditry interesting. If Gore and his energy glutton apologists are serious the “carbon offset” are as good as reducing consumption, then I say we start pushing carbon offsets as national energy policy. Here’s how the numbers work out: According to wikipedia, Kyoto

What is it about many left-wing web users and this aversion they have to free speech?  I mean, is there some ingredient in tofu or Mangotinis that I need to steer clear of?  Is Ralph Nader some sort of sinister Svengali? Because I gotta tell you, I never did completely trust that guy—and my opinion of him only worsened when I lent him my Jeep a couple of Augusts ago

Last year, I predicted the Colorado Rockies would win 81-85 games (they won 76), and would surprise the National League West (which they managed to do up until just after the all-star break, when team management did nothing to get them what they needed to make a run in a weak division).  This off-season, however—while Rockies’ fans bitched and moaned about the loss of Jason Jennings in a trade that

****BRD’s Great Post Here****CraigC on Blow Jobs Here**** Title to Greenwald’s latest rant: Is “Howard Kurtz” a software program? From the guy who’s got as many clones as Agent Smith? Soros buys 1.9 million shares of Halliburton. Global Warming Caused by Solar Energy Poor Gleen: You might call it a cry for help or perhaps a voice from the past. But for scientists who recently recorded the shriek-like call of

BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY! Apparently, this particular beating, in an impresive string of Greenwald(s) beatings, was so severe that it literally dislodged Mona from Glenn’s(’s) rectum long enough to allow her to slither into the comments, and—in typical high dudgeon—inadvertantly queer things up even more for the New York Times best-selling author (whose work, once read by Russ Feingold on the Senate floor, has since been inscribed on the inside