With Danny DeVito as . . . Actually, you know the old saw about March: In like a(n) X, out like a(n) Y.  Here, we’re supposed to get a foot of snow tonight, so I guess it’s more or less in like a candiru.  Or maybe a Viking. Quagmire.  But circle the end of March, anyway, because there’s bang and whimper, and a lot in the balance today. And in

Hmmmm.  Turns out blow jobs are sex, after all. ….an English teacher at Horace Mann High School in North Fond du Lac, was formally charged with 10 counts of sexual assault of a student by school staff and 10 counts of child enticement. Newly appointed District Attorney Michael O’Rourke had requested that intake Judge Robert Wirtz set cash bail at $25,000, noting the severity of the crime. Burman, of Oshkosh,

This Glen Greenwald thing about the Huffpo Commenters and the discussions with Cynn in the comments remind me of two quotes I see from time to time, written by opponents of Bush, usually in reference to the perception of increasing fascism in the U.S. (along with allegations that 9/11 was a Reichstag Fire for the looming totalitarian impulses of the right, etc.).  I’ve highlighted the quotes in passages below to

From Jules Crittenden: Former Canadian defense minister demands that the world governments disclose UFO technology and use it to stop global warming. Instapunk on Patterico on Greenwald. David Thompson: religious affiliations of comic book heroes revealed. Some critics of Jeff may be surprised to learn that there’s a Royal Pasty. I’m willing to overlook it:

From the Corner, General David Petraeus’s message upon taking command in Iraq: To the Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, and Civilians of Multi-National Force-Iraq: We serve in iraq at a critical time. The war here will soon enter its fifth year. A decisive moment approaches. Shoulder-to-shoulder with our Iraqi comrades, we will conduct a pivotal campaign to improve security for the Iraqi people. The stakes could not be higher. Our task

Garrett:  “I am so down with that.  In fact, I’ve been trying to get some friends of mine in Van Nuys to put together a grassroots campaign calling for a ban on the totally un-nice term ‘felony drug offender.’ I’m thinking something like, ‘dudes who are so into living life that they’re willing to defy the Fascist State’—though I’m not married to it.  “Plus, I’m having a hard time getting

Pandagon: Al Gore’s Entitled to His Enormous Eco-Footprint Because of the Good He Does Ecotality: What A Gargantuan Hose Job Forget Gorbacle.  It’s Whoracle. WARNING: Reading the comments to the first of these posts can make you dumber Also, a PLEA FOR HELP from this post on Jeff’s HOA: PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!I been having trouble with this old lady because when i fiirst moved in i didnt put my

BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!

Writing at Townhall, Mike Adams, a professor of criminology at UNC-Wilmington, reports on an associate professor at Kent State who is admittedly—and actively — supporting the jihadi movement: Yesterday afternoon, I logged on to the “Global War” blog of Associate Professor Julio Pino—a Muslim convert who teaches at Kent State University. The heading for the site used to read “The Worldwide Web of Jihad: Daily News from the Most Dangerous