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Headline of the Day (CraigC)

“Man Blames Burrito For Paralysis”

TAMPA, Fla.—A man who can no longer feed himself said an uncooked chicken burrito put him in a wheelchair.

When asked to comment, Rodger Anderson, of Land O’ Lakes, said, “It was bad enough that it put me in a wheelchair, but when it pushed me down the stairs, that’s when I decided to sue.”

10 Replies to “Headline of the Day (CraigC)”

  1. Dan Collins says:

    Right.  But what’s the Bush tie-in?

  2. mojo says:

    That was no chicken, it was that giggling psychopath Tommy Udo!

  3. furriskey says:

    Swarm Of Bees Crawl Under Face Netting, Attack Beekeeper

    Fla. Man Hospitalized After Stings To Head

    Cunning little bastards, aren’t they?

    Sorry, completely OT except it came from the same link.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    If you look really closely, you can see Karl Rove’s face in that burrito.

  5. JR says:

    uncooked chicken?  or uncooked chickenHAWK!?

  6. Blue Hen says:

    We should have expected this, since the Bush Administration gutted the FDA, USDA, FBI, CIA, SCA and the FOP so that his plastic turkey could pass inspection.

    Cue Alphie:

  7. Slartibartfast says:

    I was once nearly killed by a beef chimi (side of relleno) at the Blue Bonnet.  True story.

    It had help from nearly a quart of tequila, sure, but it was all the chimi’s idea.

  8. Jim in KC says:

    If only we had elected John Kerry President!  This guy would be walking hand in hand with Christopher Reeve right now…

  9. This guy would be walking hand in hand with Christopher Reeve right now…

    Isn’t Reeves married? To a chick?

    I guess he could have gotten a divorce.

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